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Mgeez' mum - chicken and rice for dinner tonight son x Mgeez - mad mgeez mum - how does my outfit look mgeez - mad mgeez mum - how's the music going son mgeez - mad mgeez mum - your spending too much time in that bloody whatsapp group, why can't you focus on more positive things Mgeez - mad!!!!

True say you were saying this shit from 08 when you were drawing these dons on your kinky websites.

Lol mad

stop it

He told undercover reporters posing as representatives of the firm: “Look, just try to make me happy… come up with a nice figure.” During a low-key meeting with an undercover reporter and the soccer agent Scott McGarvey at a branch of Pret a Manger in west London, on August 25, Hasselbaink discussed terms as he sipped a cup of green tea.

Helped his club to a League and Cup double as well tbf. Also voted best young player at the Euros and Primera Liga best breakthrough player.

Alie, social circle most look like a UN council meeting.

@Thizz your boy finally got a compilation done

Jimmy's boat is perfect meme material

'Just nice me ' in short...

Sounds like that Kerser yout is one of them.

lol gotta admit, this was funny

A man said pay off debts Man get a payday loan or something ffs

Black outfield bonus / This team would do bits

Lol real rap / My last first "date" was yoga & I spent all but £3 Restaurant first date is proper regression for me right now. Would rather we both go shopping and cook

There are more of these types hidden away. Guys like this are responsible for HIV due to the fact they chose to hide in the closet. Allow making excuses for this guy he has been found out like I said there is more of them especially on the roads.

lol at debt this is some gay bondage porn ain't no money in that to cover serious debts this is his fetish.

So this is what "it gets expensive" means. Not involved

I'll sort that now!

#BANTABOYS

It's £65, just take the L. Aint even worth it.

It definitely isn't.

its true

It's ? Oi city's kits wavey you know

Every club that's done business with Allardyce now is like

Yeah I worked there . I can confirm anything to do with McDonald's William hill Waltham forest refuse

load of people doin crack n meth i guess and then shooting gay pornos standard epidemic

if someone kills my mate and i know who it is they are doing life

someone told me he's taken to bowling to escape from the pain

10:50

Fuck Haven't MGEEZ online since

the whole no snitching thing has been twisted. snitching is if you and someone done a crime together u get nabbed and start talking next mans name to get them sent down or save your own neck. some of the definitions I see people try and say is snitching is backwards.

Some man are nearly the latter end of 20 and still kicking up fuss over a few notes for dinner and drinks Split, I pay, she pays, I literally couldn't care less, we're not buying houses here.

from when ghost touched that window i knew what time it was. They made it too obvious man

Just started a new role in a bank last week. Yo, my manager is going to lengths for me for I don't even know what reason. Told me last week he's going to set up meet and greets for me with the senior leadership team - there's me thinking a couple of senior managers around me within our division. But fack, it's higher level than I thought - CTO included (!) Was meant to be spread over 4 weeks, but 7 of them booked in within one week. Overwhelmed, baffled at this opportunity, and definitely nervous. How would any of you take advantage of these meetings? I can only call a couple family members on some guidance and advice for this on how to manage. I'd like some different perspectives tbh. Gonna collate some thoughts and questions over the weekend. My manager said he'll guide me through them but I'd like to show some prep before speaking with him. Got access to some relevant sharepoints so will digest and pull out as much info from certain docs as possible.

You mean curries and rugby

Better get used it mane. quickly.

! GL with it.

Said this to someone too he was #1 on my must die list ever since holly got whacked but when he called angie his dads sidebitch to his face i had to allow him for an episode was too ????

He was on the right lines. Prophetic Tulse

Man was drinking white wine through a straw?

Reminds me of a time when this one link went clubbing and got wasted. She got so drunk she fell out with her friends and left the club. Just so happens i live down the road from where she was so rings my phone slurring talking about "lemme come round blah blah blah". I warn her that im not gonna be home for couple hours so she might as well go home. I dont hear anything from her so automatically think she took my advice... I reach home and about half an hour later i get a call from her asking if im back yet. Turns out this nutcase has been sitting at a bus stop about 10 mins walk from my yard for the past couple hours. Bearing in mind its December, near enough freezing, and 3am I'm vex i have to leave my warm bed to collect this girl. I meet her and she in mini skirt and no coat and shivering like she got pneumonia ??? I get her home and she still drunk as fuck so i put her to bed. I get in as well and suddenly get the urge... The girl literally feels like a mr freeze ice pole so im trying to fight it and go sleep, but you man know once that feeling hits the loins its impossible to shake off. Needless to say, i stuck it in and the feeling of regret was instantaneous..cold, sad, lifeless pum pum. That was a serious lowpoint in my life. Still got my nut tho ?

A beat can definitely be shit. You man have never had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting a certified non-mover. The frustration... The questioning... The self-questioning... The deev thoughts... The wasted potential... Who taught you this... You actually like this... We ain't old or fat... Is this bitch a virgin... Why do I need to school you... This ain't gonna be my wifey so why am I grooming her for next man tho... Yo this shit comes like necrophilia... How the fuck can you be into necrophilia... This is dead no pun intended... This world is fucked you know man actually enjoy this and go jail for it... Come on please turn over... I ain't beating this ting no more... How can you be this peng and not know how to fuck... Fuck these pretty bitches... My bad fuck this bitch... How do I move her and she pings back to the same dead position... Why did she send me pictures of her back if she's just gonna lie on it... Nah fuck it... This is long... Fuck this I'm out... What do you mean why did I stop... She can't be serious... No matter what pictures or messages she sends please let's not do this again... I got box and I'm pissed... What the fuck world is this...

Boy, when it's that faux Versace... Pussy shut up shop for the night.

Last sunday i had a link earlier on in the day fwasnt really a link girl just came to my house from the gym Anyway that link finished and she went about her way i had a cravign for some filth food and so i went to sams boxed my munch and left, just as im coming out making my way home i see a bus pulling up and there was somegirl that was looking at me HARDD she got off and waited at the bus stop. i then moved to her. for some reason something told me she was a slag (dunno if it was the way she looked or was looking at me) i didnt ask for her number , i was like yh there some place just over there why dont you come and have a drink with me she obliged. ( further ocnfimation she was heaux) so we get to the 'bar' literally 2 mns from my house i bought her a cheeky vodka and coke and i had a cider (cheap n cheerful ) after small talk for aboput 30 mins she was like i migth as well go home , just came from work im tired i was like ok cool then walked her out , instead of walking her to the main road, i walked to just outside of my flat dropped the oh my h9ouse is just here why dont you come in she was like 'bet you did this on purpose' but she came up anyway so we get up chilling in the living room now start watching a movie- i start scrubsing this girl and shes havign it then i brought out the bob marley and smoked with her within 5 mins of smokin i had her in my room doggying the life out of her this occurred all in the space of about 2/3 hours - NICE "BLACK GIRLS GET NASTY TOO" should be mentioned that shes 20 shout out to pdg for the asking her for a drink there and then that nigga is a savage

i beg your pardon

some of your road idols are probably gay..... ask venom