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Snatch is one of my favourite films ever.Sick quotes in this film.Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... meAvi: Tony.Bullet Tooth Tony: What?Avi: Look in the dog.Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"Avi: I mean open him up.Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?Turkish: f*ck me, hold tight. What's that?Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?Tommy: It's for protection.Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?Turkish: You take sugar?Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]Tyrone: I didn't see it there.Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of f*ck*ng peanuts, is it?Tyrone: It was a funny angle.[All three turn and look back at the truck]Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you. Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".Sol: You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?Brick Top: He's been a busy little bastard, that Turkish.Errol: I think you've let him get away with enough already, Guv'nor.Brick Top: It'll get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. If I were you, I wouldn't do too much of it.Brick Top: What do you think, Errol?Errol: I think we should drip-dry them, Guv'nor, while we have the chance.Brick Top: It was a rhetorical question, Errol. What have I told you about thinking? Sol: I'm not in here to make a f*ck*ng bet.Female Bookie: 'Preciated, but all... bets... are... off. If all bets are off, then there can't be any money can't there?Sol: I'm not f*ck*ng buying that.Female Bookie: Well that's handy, 'cause I ain't f*ck*ng selling it. It's a fact. Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the f*ck*ng language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.Sol: You are a bad-boy yardie, and bad-boy yardies are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies.Bad Boy Lincoln: I create the bodies. I don't erase the bodies.Errol: Are you Turkish?Turkish: Well I'm not f*ckin' Greek now, am I?LMAO @ them quotes. Sick sick film. I always find well done Cockney films very entertaining.

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wtf, they've made a tv adaptation. Randomly just came across it on kodi 

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