FAO Man:Barbers

[JOHN DOE]

I cant be the only one that does this.U know when them barbers are shaping up ur hairline and the clipper etches into your skin *f*ckIN HELL THATS PAIN*But you have to soldier it and pretend its nothing but deep down you wanna grab the scissors on the table and shank the barber in his thigh Or when they use that spray antispetic ting and it feels like for 2 secs ur face is on fire

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

O_oIts a minor, its just like pulling a hair out

[Angelo]

Cut-throat slipping on the tender part of the neck back>>__any other barber related pain.lol @ soldiering it to not appear like a Alex. Standard procedure. Them grit your teeth and clench your stomach ones (no homo)

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

The most painful is when it bites inti your skin just above/on your top lip

[Fresh]

Aftershave on a sore patch is the worst

[Em Dott]

There are tiems when the barber spraying the aftershave and there might be one or two places where it feels like man just stabbed me, and that's when I know he has cut me. That's the only thing I hate about having sensitive skin. What seems blessy for other man ain't always cool for me. Have to keep telling my barber at times to go easy with the clippers.

[Soca Junkie]

Used to see my little cousins moan all the time when this happened... but then grown men sat still... used to wonder whether it was jus kids being a pain aha

[Fresh]

Used to see my little cousins moan all the time when this happened... but then grown men sat still... used to wonder whether it was jus kids being a pain aha

My nephew (2) dont flinch... Yet I've seen big man jump out the chair in agony.

[Guest AnkleMurda]

The most painful is when it bites inti your skin just above/on your top lip

LOL I hate that

[Wavant]

I dont get any of that, my barber is caring. (NO HOMMMMMMES)Just the stingage of the spray afterwards, but if you aint use to that then when did you start trimming? Last Autumn?

[Black.]

Nah i swear some times man changes up the spray, come like hes spraying fire on your head

[Fresh]

Nah i swear some times man changes up the spray, come like hes spraying fire on your head

Most barbers mix it up themselvessurgical spiritwaterpashana lotionSo you probably caught a refill

[Stig]

its rawespecially when the bit of the clippers isnt alignedhave to soldier itnext day wake up with a scab all along your hairline

[Badman]

The spray........BLOOD FIRE!I dont give a f*ck though, I will scream like a bitch

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

Bare man goin on like they got this guy for a barber.

[Guest Lemons]

You know them ones where they cut your ear.Like nearly off.

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

You know them ones where they cut your ear.Like nearly off.

Them military barbers there.

[Guest Lemons]

You know them ones where they cut your ear.Like nearly off.

Them military barbers there.

Dun know da Lieutenant

[j-step]

hys this in love and life lol?But yh this has never happened to me tbh, dunno what barbers you man are going to irl

[Fresh]

its rawespecially when the bit of the clippers isnt alignedhave to soldier itnext day wake up with a scab all along your hairline

Nar thats when you know your barbers amatuer

[Afroman]

I tell barbers to give me a basic shape, Nothing too theoro.. I finish the rest off at home.. I dont trust dem dirty clippers. A cut can lead to R.I.P diseases and what not..Sometimes I take my own clipper.. My bethren think its a piss taake but boooooy, prevention is better than cure.

[Thizz]

LMAO Your a certified fruit caked you fag.

[clark kent]

lol takin ur own clippers! yea wen dey shave under ur chin feel like mans puttin a knife 2 ma throat

[DJSPARK]

i remeber once the barber was drawing for the spray ting so i started closing my eys and getting ready for it (NO HOLMES) then he goes "its only water".But the spray stings differently u cnt open ur eyes for a bit afterwards.

[Axiom]

lol allow yr e6 barbers fam.you should hit up big joe'sfor me the only part that kills is the spray at the end especially after a skin fadef#dsf#sdf#g#fNhdsh#g#jhjgworst time is when yr not expecting it and you let out a lil yelp. no homo tho. afterwards i have to go out and skeet in a girls face to make me feel like a badman again.