when u have people at ur house for the first time

[DRC]

unless it's a pga european thing, man doesn't do tours

pmsl

Loooool

lmaoooo/off topic but who has those friends who NEVER have refreshments in their yardyou go fridge all you see is bread butter eggs and milk, no juice. always an internal PMSLOOOOLMAO moment

Lol reminds me of Friday...Smokey: "yall ain't never got two things that matchkool aid no sugarpeanut butter no jellyham no burger"

[iheartgrime]

No introductions needed tbhCome in, take you creps off, say hello to my parents (either kitchen or frontroom) then up the wooden hill to my room.No looking into my sisters' or parents room on the way.Once your in my room I'll allow you to stick your hed out the window to have a smoke...oh and no going into the bathroom if you've got a bad stomach, get me?

[iheartgrime]

unless it's a pga european thing, man doesn't do tours

pmsl

Loooool

lmaoooo/off topic but who has those friends who NEVER have refreshments in their yardyou go fridge all you see is bread butter eggs and milk, no juice. always an internal PMSLOOOOLMAO moment

Lol reminds me of Friday...Smokey: "yall ain't never got two things that matchkool aid no sugarpeanut butter no jellyham no burger"

KILLED IT!!!!!!Me: Can I get a drink bruv?Friend: Yeah there's some stuff in the fridge help yourselfMe: Cool *walks to fridge and looks in to find no juice, a splash of milk and no sugar based drink*I end up having council juice (water) from the TAP of all places - No filters or bottled water = Poor

[Rippy]

Yeah most people always want to take a look around. Mainly more so since we had the house redecorated.

[Avon Barksdale]

Tour.....Im not an estate agent famStraight go in my room and shut every other door in the house incase there spies out o get

[BLACK VICTIM]

straight bedroom ting

[Percy]

Lol at tourFront room there. Toilet there. Kitchen there Bedroom up there. Go anywhere you want bar the parents or sisters room or else I will finish you. But thats common sense.

[BLACK VICTIM]

lol @ ppl screwing bout refreshments and drinking water hahahh

[tuppatopbrer]

you're not giving tours coz they aint your yards.I would never give a tour to my mums or dads house.

[Maxxx]

lol @ ppl screwing bout refreshments and drinking water hahahh

[macz]

unless it's a pga european thing, man doesn't do tours

pmsl

Loooool

lmaoooo/off topic but who has those friends who NEVER have refreshments in their yardyou go fridge all you see is bread butter eggs and milk, no juice. always an internal PMSLOOOOLMAO moment

reminds me of couple weeks back after EZ...we was all going back to my boys flat, but one chick was going back to hers 5 minutes down the road..took her there..an she was like you wanna come in for Tea & toast, i was like yeh i know your game...she puts on the kettle now an I'm sitting watch tv then she's like argh sh*t aint got no milk and come sits down...like say I'm not thirsty, I went can you get me a cold drink then an she was like I've only got tap water...had to bounce

[BLACK VICTIM]

hahaha you man are raw id be grateful for the water then take the ting to her bedroom

[Dipset]

Depends, if its a relative cumin to stay ill show them where the main stuff like kitchen, toilet, bathroom is so they know But usually just go to main room or my room, then show dem when they need to go there

[Maxxx]

hahaha you man are raw id be grateful for the water then take the ting to her bedroom

dun knowif shes peng i aint even bothered what munch is in her yard

[Grafter]

you're not giving tours coz they aint your yards.I would never give a tour to my mums or dads house.

people do that tho, my bredrin gave me a tour of her parents house

[BLACK VICTIM]

yeah one chick toured me round her parents yard it was like a f*ck*ng mansion, had gadgets and sh*t everyone, bar (got licked), like a cinema room, heated flooring in bathroom clap lights phone in shower etc, but when you build houses obviously yours is going to be sick.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

ye allow touring your parents house.maybe my own maybeif it was really good so i can show off

[Mr. Martinez]

anyone i bring to my house just gets told to go into my room and do what you want whilst i munch safe

[Guest Lisa Turtle]

LOL why the heck am I giving them a tourThey're lucky if the get to see past the porch.

[Ella]

LOL why the heck am I giving them a tourThey're lucky if the get to see past the porch.

This. (minus the porch)Besides, the flat's small so they see all the places that concern them (toilet, bathroom) on their way to the living room/my room.

[Sleepz]

lol @ ppl screwing bout refreshments and drinking water hahahh

lol @ these culprits laughing

[E.A.S.E]

The only ppl that get tours of my house is family members seeing my house for the first time or tight friends. Why because its nice to let your family know where you are living and what standard too. Only reason they got the tour in the first place is because im proud of my house and each individual room that i spent time designing and organising then decorating so alot of effort goes into some peoples houses, other ppl are just happy to live in slums and quite rightly so dont show that sh*t off so no tours if ur house aint up to the touring business.