what's your FB status?

[Lieutenant]

Dan Early jus come home to find my cat face deep in the kitchen bin and chewed the button off my best linen shorts. this redskin feline thinks I won't sell him to the chinese takeaway!

LMAO

[macz]

1. they say money don't bring you happyness, that's coz you ain't makin enough2. AWOL was a madness, pure swines though..luckily I came prepared!3. bouncing to some N-Type4. Do one5. sh*t, shower & shave..the best combo for a tuesday night

[Grafter]

i dont do status updates

[VonBoyage]

1. If you can help it... Don't use FB Chat to contact me please... It always pars me and i end up losing half the message you wrote.. So if its a chat ting you're after, Inbox me for my "chat" details. Thanks!2. In bed. Sore. Sniff. sh*t.3. Lol @ paracetamol actually WORKING. Headache who?4. Through wind and rain we burn bright / Learn to fly through flames and hold tight5. When It Rains, It Pours....

[Guest Parrist 2.0]

Remember after that P.Brisco video in that create a video thread I had a few quotes from that video as my name.Parrist hol tight my niggers in the cage, you'll be out soon. Hold tight.Parrist wait wait wait, let me introduce myself first you get me bitch.Parrist something something something(can't remember what I put) say no more, but let me say more...

[Soca Junkie]

The cattiness is a lot. Go suck yourselves. Damn fools.Man UpMidnight Madness... Ahhhh Ballers *Drools*. Sunday... Leyton 10-10pm. Be there or I'll take them all!!Physically & Emotionally Drained. Par. In Other News: If you can't get through to my phone in a few days it's been cut off lol. Facebook Me If you need me.Meh

[Dipset]

Remember after that P.Brisco video in that create a video thread I had a few quotes from that video as my name.Parrist hol tight my niggers in the cage, you'll be out soon. Hold tight.Parrist wait wait wait, let me introduce myself first you get me bitch.Parrist something something something(can't remember what I put) say no more, but let me say more...

:lol:dat video was 2 much!

[Nola D]

loves a good trip to ikea *insert status here*never realised how much books i owned clearoutttttttt!listenin to burial's album, this guy is too sickis in love with jon b his lyrics his vocals = pure sex *sighs*

[bane]

Ryder : FML

[FinalBawse]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Risky]

Ryder : FML

LMFAO

[Trilliam]

baxx

[Fresh]

is in love with jon b his lyrics his vocals = pure sex *sighs*

Which tunes? School me! PMs

[Dipset]

Ryder : FML

LOL

[Nola D]

is in love with jon b his lyrics his vocals = pure sex *sighs*

Which tunes? School me! PMs

PM sent my dear

[Em Dott]

Ryder : FML

LMFAO

[Creed Diskenth]

I miss my loveloso >>>>>

[Fresh]

The way this local chick made a status-fail yesterday was hilarious....This lead to other status' as you will see below...Bear in mind this girl works in a McDonalds Drive-Thru before you continue...Then status' like the next appear everywhere and the girl is getting sent even by her friends left right and centre

[Dubby]

This Krystal from South?

[Rippy]

SHMUTNY NY NY ... 's house is flooding. fantastic, always wanted a pool.Bring on the next 4 months. Need some Lee Fields to start me off.is at the end of central lineLast two were from like last year.

[bane]

This Krystal from South?

Nar shes from West mayte...