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textsfromtlastnight.comsomething for everyone trying to kill time at workits overly american but some of it is funny

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(717): Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasmterwyt5eyter4y6trey6r

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(717): Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasmterwyt5eyter4y6trey6r
GSDGDZHDXHXHFXGGFEWNoooo :lol: It's so wrong!
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847): Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?(708): We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us. :lol:how does this site work, are they real texts or jus jokes?

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(480): just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.(1-480): i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.(480): k i'll be over in 5.

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847): Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?(708): We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us. :lol:how does this site work, are they real texts or jus jokes?
supposoedly you enter them in the text box on the right
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(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(734): i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my d*ck and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.LMSLAMKDJSAJDSA:ASDSA(973): my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from alsdmklasmdksad(281): So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"site is tooo much

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(303): After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot." (480): I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her f*ckin house to the ground (651): My Vagina smells like Nemo again. (224): She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on (804): girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just f*cked the universe. (858): I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win. (562): tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will(714): and a girl gets the red ring of death every month :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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LMAO

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(714): and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Towel trick that FAM NO LONG TING BWAHAHAHAHAAHA
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(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
swdrmjwe]fdfgddfgfgf'gdfdfg]'']wwwwwwww* tears *
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(714): and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Towel trick that FAM NO LONG TING BWAHAHAHAHAAHA
:lol:
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(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
swdrmjwe]fdfgddfgfgf'gdfdfg]'']wwwwwwww* tears *
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(214): dude. I'm so drunk.(972): pete, this is bryce's mom(214): I can't wait to have my c*ck in your ass(972): pete, this is still bryce's momLMFAO.Some of them had me in stitches.

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509): she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age. wild!

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(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
swdrmjwe]fdfgddfgfgf'gdfdfg]'']wwwwwwww* tears *
(714): and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Towel trick that FAM NO LONG TING BWAHAHAHAHAAHA
:lol:
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(734): i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my d*ck and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.LMSLAMKDJSAJDSA:ASDSA
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