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847): Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?(708): We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us. :lol:how does this site work, are they real texts or jus jokes?
supposoedly you enter them in the text box on the right
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(734): i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my d*ck and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.LMSLAMKDJSAJDSA:ASDSA(973): my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from alsdmklasmdksad(281): So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"site is tooo much

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(303): After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot." (480): I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her f*ckin house to the ground (651): My Vagina smells like Nemo again. (224): She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on (804): girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just f*cked the universe. (858): I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win. (562): tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will(714): and a girl gets the red ring of death every month :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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(734): i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my d*ck and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.LMSLAMKDJSAJDSA:ASDSA
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