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i dont drink tea/ coffee and i dont smokewhat can i think off to get me away from my desk every now and again

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interestinghow often?we have a shower, i might try that

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Just walk around, go and have a chat with someone, or go for a long sh*t, or take up smoking

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go and chat up the receptionist
how often can you do that in a daywould get weird if i was successful the first time + awkward if i wasnt by the 3rd time
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I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.Now I just got for wanders around the office ocassionally, just have chats with people.

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go and chat up the receptionist
how often can you do that in a daywould get weird if i was successful the first time + awkward if i wasnt by the 3rd time
lolwe usually had a new temp every few days so there was always fresh meat.just go and jam around different departments if you get on with the supervisors there.used to kick footballs around when the bosses werent on the floor
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Lemons,whats your calender like? I think its time we scheduled an off site meetingRegardsStig xoxoxox

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go and chat up the receptionist
how often can you do that in a daywould get weird if i was successful the first time + awkward if i wasnt by the 3rd time
lolwe usually had a new temp every few days so there was always fresh meat.just go and jam around different departments if you get on with the supervisors there.used to kick footballs around when the bosses werent on the floor
blad i dont work in a factorythis is real lifei mostly wear trousers
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go buy a can of coke or a paper or a sandwich something
that was my usual escape, grab a bag of skittlesbut my body is now a temple so i am cutting that out
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go and chat up the receptionist
how often can you do that in a daywould get weird if i was successful the first time + awkward if i wasnt by the 3rd time
lolwe usually had a new temp every few days so there was always fresh meat.just go and jam around different departments if you get on with the supervisors there.used to kick footballs around when the bosses werent on the floor
blad i dont work in a factorythis is real lifei mostly wear trousers
lol @ taking me for that guy.Advertising mate.
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crawl on the floor looking up girls skirts
thats more like it
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I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.
oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>
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I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.
oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>
Not about being one of those digital pervs.I like to make big bold statements with my movements. No questions asked. In your face, full on 100% sexuality coming at you.
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I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.
oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>
nerds watching from sidelines <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<wanking over software and skinny jeans
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I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.
oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>
Not about being one of those digital pervs.I like to make big bold statements with my movements. No questions asked. In your face, full on 100% sexuality coming at you.
i bet thats Barrymoore saidlol i ain't talking about being some annoymous Tron guy perving through the internetz. But it ain't about being that guy that everyone sees leaning up on the receptionists desk when they pass by to make tea.
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Just offer to get the drinks in. In my old work we had a vending machine nearby, every 45 minutes I'd just get up and be like 'who wants a drink'by the time you've done that you've easily wasted 15 minutes.

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I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.
oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>
nerds watching from sidelines <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<wanking over software and skinny jeans
cold tea >>>> dem known office sex pest predators dere that the women avoidstill i don't suppose you need to worry about that when you are offering people paper towels in the club.
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TBH - Doing kick ups in the postroom.Best time waster.

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I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.
oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>
nerds watching from sidelines <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<wanking over software and skinny jeans
冷的茶> > > > 婦女避免的已知的辦公室性蟲掠食性動物仍然我 當您提供人们在俱樂部时的毛巾纸t假設您需要對此擔心。
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Just offer to get the drinks in. In my old work we had a vending machine nearby, every 45 minutes I'd just get up and be like 'who wants a drink'by the time you've done that you've easily wasted 15 minutes.
i never offer to get drinksmainly because i dont drink themalso because i dont want to be a tea slave
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I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.
oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>
nerds watching from sidelines <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<wanking over software and skinny jeans
冷的茶> > > > 婦女避免的已知的辦公室性蟲掠食性動物仍然我 當您提供人们在俱樂部时的毛巾纸t假設您需要對此擔心。
just accept my 50p tip and spray boss, no long. I ain't got time to waste.
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