Stig Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 i dont drink tea/ coffee and i dont smokewhat can i think off to get me away from my desk every now and again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I go for long poo's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 go and chat up the receptionist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted September 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 interestinghow often?we have a shower, i might try that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Just walk around, go and have a chat with someone, or go for a long sh*t, or take up smoking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted September 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 go and chat up the receptionisthow often can you do that in a daywould get weird if i was successful the first time + awkward if i wasnt by the 3rd time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.Now I just got for wanders around the office ocassionally, just have chats with people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NO SUNSHINE Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 go buy a can of coke or a paper or a sandwich something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 go and chat up the receptionisthow often can you do that in a daywould get weird if i was successful the first time + awkward if i wasnt by the 3rd timelolwe usually had a new temp every few days so there was always fresh meat.just go and jam around different departments if you get on with the supervisors there.used to kick footballs around when the bosses werent on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted September 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Lemons,whats your calender like? I think its time we scheduled an off site meetingRegardsStig xoxoxox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted September 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 go and chat up the receptionisthow often can you do that in a daywould get weird if i was successful the first time + awkward if i wasnt by the 3rd timelolwe usually had a new temp every few days so there was always fresh meat.just go and jam around different departments if you get on with the supervisors there.used to kick footballs around when the bosses werent on the floorblad i dont work in a factorythis is real lifei mostly wear trousers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted September 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 go buy a can of coke or a paper or a sandwich somethingthat was my usual escape, grab a bag of skittlesbut my body is now a temple so i am cutting that out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 go and chat up the receptionisthow often can you do that in a daywould get weird if i was successful the first time + awkward if i wasnt by the 3rd timelolwe usually had a new temp every few days so there was always fresh meat.just go and jam around different departments if you get on with the supervisors there.used to kick footballs around when the bosses werent on the floorblad i dont work in a factorythis is real lifei mostly wear trouserslol @ taking me for that guy.Advertising mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 crawl on the floor looking up girls skirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted September 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 crawl on the floor looking up girls skirtsthats more like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revs Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>Not about being one of those digital pervs.I like to make big bold statements with my movements. No questions asked. In your face, full on 100% sexuality coming at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>nerds watching from sidelines <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<wanking over software and skinny jeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revs Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>Not about being one of those digital pervs.I like to make big bold statements with my movements. No questions asked. In your face, full on 100% sexuality coming at you.i bet thats Barrymoore saidlol i ain't talking about being some annoymous Tron guy perving through the internetz. But it ain't about being that guy that everyone sees leaning up on the receptionists desk when they pass by to make tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lisa Turtle Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Just offer to get the drinks in. In my old work we had a vending machine nearby, every 45 minutes I'd just get up and be like 'who wants a drink'by the time you've done that you've easily wasted 15 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revs Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>nerds watching from sidelines <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<wanking over software and skinny jeans cold tea >>>> dem known office sex pest predators dere that the women avoidstill i don't suppose you need to worry about that when you are offering people paper towels in the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 TBH - Doing kick ups in the postroom.Best time waster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>nerds watching from sidelines <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<wanking over software and skinny jeans冷的茶> > > > 婦女避免的已知的辦公室性蟲掠食性動物仍然我 當您提供人们在俱樂部时的毛巾纸t假設您需要對此擔心。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted September 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Just offer to get the drinks in. In my old work we had a vending machine nearby, every 45 minutes I'd just get up and be like 'who wants a drink'by the time you've done that you've easily wasted 15 minutes.i never offer to get drinksmainly because i dont drink themalso because i dont want to be a tea slave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revs Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I used to go and post up on reception, those girls can talk breezey all day. People started calling me a sex pest so I stopped all that.oh you are one of them guyswe had a group of 3 of them. Came like a hit squad whenever a new girl started.Not about making your movements bait microsoft communicator >>>>nerds watching from sidelines <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<wanking over software and skinny jeans冷的茶> > > > 婦女避免的已知的辦公室性蟲掠食性動物仍然我 當您提供人们在俱樂部时的毛巾纸t假設您需要對此擔心。just accept my 50p tip and spray boss, no long. I ain't got time to waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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