Restaurant Etiquette: How many of you follow it to a tee?

[Guest Esquilax]

Why do people idolize Tony Montana?He isn't a very nice man!

[kurious]

lol the way he dissed his wife's barren wombWhat a guy

[Uncle Man]

Why do people idolize Tony Montana?He isn't a very nice man!

maybe they arent very nice men as for me i posted it because i am a film buff

[Skola]

f*ck all that sh*t manbasic manner when im eregotta always smile and thank the staff even when they are cuntsshow them how its done and if your not happy leave a few coppers for a tip

[Guest Lisa Turtle]

Boy. From when I know people that have worked in hospitality and the stories they have told me, I will always be polite to staff.Remember that its your food they're about to plate up, they will do some foul things to it if they can get away with it.

[Grafter]

stopped readin after the napkin rubbishmy uncle says i should go to finishing school smh

[Superstition]

Much of this stuff really is antiquated and unnecessary, even in uppity posh or haute cuisine joints it's not really observed. You won't get treated any different for folding a napkin improperlyJust be polite & respectful, nobody will begrudge your obliviousness to anachronistic customs, or for using the wrong fork with your salad

[Guest Esquilax]

Much of this stuff really is antiquated and unnecessary, even in uppity posh or haute cuisine joints it's not really observed. You won't get treated any different for folding a napkin improperlyJust be polite & respectful, nobody will begrudge your obliviousness to anachronistic customs, or for using the wrong fork with your salad

Nah on a level doe if i see someone using their soup spoon for dessert I will switch.

[Grafter]

Much of this stuff really is antiquated and unnecessary, even in uppity posh or haute cuisine joints it's not really observed. You won't get treated any different for folding a napkin improperlyJust be polite & respectful, nobody will begrudge your obliviousness to anachronistic customs, or for using the wrong fork with your salad

Nah on a level doe if i see someone using their soup spoon for dessert I will switch.

tbh my mums bang on this cutlery sh*t'bring me a table sppon'*brings a dessert spoon*'thats a dessserrrt spooon, bring me a table spoon'always speaks as if we should already know these things

[o-guy]

i follow everything except the standing when a woman returns, and the thing about the left hand always being placed on yur lap when yur nt using itmost expensive restaurant i have been to was some sea food place in westmeal cost me £90 and i still went mc donalds afterwards

[The Infamous]

I sit down get that folded napkin thing and place is on my lap. I use it on to protect my jeans from getting soiled with the food.I thank them when I'm given the plates and when they are getting clearedf*ck anything else

[djbmc]

Much of this stuff really is antiquated and unnecessary, even in uppity posh or haute cuisine joints it's not really observed. You won't get treated any different for folding a napkin improperlyJust be polite & respectful, nobody will begrudge your obliviousness to anachronistic customs, or for using the wrong fork with your salad

Nah on a level doe if i see someone using their soup spoon for dessert I will switch.

tbh my mums bang on this cutlery sh*t'bring me a table sppon'*brings a dessert spoon*'thats a dessserrrt spooon, bring me a table spoon'always speaks as if we should already know these things

[E.A.S.E]

i follow everything except the standing when a woman returns, and the thing about the left hand always being placed on yur lap when yur nt using itmost expensive restaurant i have been to was some sea food place in westmeal cost me £90 and i still went mc donalds afterwards

Best Seafood...Loch Fyne.

[o-guy]

i follow everything except the standing when a woman returns, and the thing about the left hand always being placed on yur lap when yur nt using itmost expensive restaurant i have been to was some sea food place in westmeal cost me £90 and i still went mc donalds afterwards

Best Seafood...Loch Fyne.

nt even interested this place put me off sea food permanentlyplace was called "live bait" by the way

[E.A.S.E]

i follow everything except the standing when a woman returns, and the thing about the left hand always being placed on yur lap when yur nt using itmost expensive restaurant i have been to was some sea food place in westmeal cost me £90 and i still went mc donalds afterwards

Best Seafood...Loch Fyne.

nt even interested this place put me off sea food permanentlyplace was called "live bait" by the way

Did you choose your live meal from a tank?

[The Infamous]

i follow everything except the standing when a woman returns, and the thing about the left hand always being placed on yur lap when yur nt using itmost expensive restaurant i have been to was some sea food place in westmeal cost me £90 and i still went mc donalds afterwards

Best Seafood...Loch Fyne.

nt even interested this place put me off sea food permanentlyplace was called "live bait" by the way

live bait>>>>>>had the sickest fish with some white sauceBANGINGpaid like £40 but it was worth it

[o-guy]

i follow everything except the standing when a woman returns, and the thing about the left hand always being placed on yur lap when yur nt using itmost expensive restaurant i have been to was some sea food place in westmeal cost me £90 and i still went mc donalds afterwards

Best Seafood...Loch Fyne.

nt even interested this place put me off sea food permanentlyplace was called "live bait" by the way

Did you choose your live meal from a tank?

no, from a regular menubut everything was served on a bucket of ice, was terrible

[o-guy]

tbh i just think i dn't like being served either cold or raw food

[The Infamous]

lolwhat made you go to that particular one?were u going to the globe or just passed by and thought lets go there?

[o-guy]

lolwhat made you go to that particular one?were u going to the globe or just passed by and thought lets go there?

its a thing me and the mrs like to do together (going to restaurants that is), and i've always wanted to hit up a propa seafood place, and she found that onegrilled sea food>>>>>>>> raw/cold seafood

[E.A.S.E]

lolwhat made you go to that particular one?were u going to the globe or just passed by and thought lets go there?

its a thing me and the mrs like to do together (going to restaurants that is), and i've always wanted to hit up a propa seafood place, and she found that onegrilled sea food>>>>>>>> raw/cold seafood

Raw seafood?, That not then classified as Sushi?When you find a really nice seafood restuarant with Chefs who know how to cook and prepare it, its fantastic.

[Superstition]

In the uppity spirit of the thread, if anyone wants to try high-end seafood and doesn't mind paying the extra, go to the SheratonAsk for Guillaume, tell him Superstition sent you, and said to give you the special bouillabaiseYou won't get a discount but you won't get the butt vegetables either usually

[Guest Triple XXX]

i dont even go to restaurants unless its a buffet tingno fattie

[Guest Lemons]

J Sheekey. Job done.

[VENOM]

just got back from a good italian restaurantfriends used vouchers still. thats not a bad thing in itselfbut why be so f*ck*ng tight and not even have proper drinks.had to cop 2 bottles of wine, and convince them to have dessertthen they were trying not to leave a tip either and the waiter was very good*no longer goes to good restaurants with predominantly black friends* for them its gonna jus be nandos and the local chinese