The Window Of Oppurtunity

[Guest Esquilax]

You know when you need a sh*t, like really badly, and there's nowhere to go, the window of oppurtunity is slowly slipping out of your grasp.Finally, you get to a toilet, you sit down, but you're just not feeling it anymore, so frustrating.Anyone else miss the window?

[Barney Stinson]

[Guest Esquilax]

I mean, technically, this is a sh*t thread.

[A Bit Better]

Lol I actually do know what you're talking about and it sucks. Happens at work. Will need a sh*t all day and then when I get home I'm just not feeling it.

[140tempz]

0/10

[Frank Furta]

I can pretty much sh*t on request.

[Angelo]

Esquilax you're supposed to be clever.Opportunity*

[Axiom]

yh i get this but then i hit up a cup of coffee/hot milkgets the sh*t flowing like ease in a l&l thread

[Guest Esquilax]

Even firefox was telling me that it was wrong, I didn't f*ck*ng listen.I shouldn't be allowed to be.

[A Bit Better]

Esquilax you're supposed to be clever.Opportunity*

You watching Friday Night Lights yet?

[Angelo]

Esquilax you're supposed to be clever.Opportunity*

You watching Friday Night Lights yet?

Yeah. SICK.P.s seeing as I'm on a correcting grammar/pedantic spree, you got the quote in your sig wrong.

[A Bit Better]

OMG. FML.The f*ck didn't you tell me before. Been there for AGES.

[Angelo]

LOL

[Mythy Collins]

[A Bit Better]

Show is crack. CRACK! I need to sleep but I wanna watch another episode! f*ck me this show is good! Just when I think they can't do anything new BAM they gimme a brand new storyline that I would never expect! And when they're not hitting me with big storylines they're showing football. I mean... How do I stop watching!?f*ck it, I'm going to bed. But tomorrow, oh yeah tomorrow there will be more!!Goodnight England.

[Angelo]

1st Season is emotional.And I'm only 3 episodes in.

[Bardissimo]

:rofl:post of the year

[Grafter]

u need to drink a hot cup of tea to get the motions gointheres nothing worse than sittin on the toilet waitin for it to happen thoi dnt have the patience, if u try an push it u will develop pilesif u dont wait long enough u could get constipation

[RYDER.]

:lol:

[Nidge Weasle]

season 1 is one of the best shows to ever be on tv. season 2 aint as good but still up there.