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So my mum and aunties make a impromtu visit in the evenin today, first thing my mum sees is a packet of mayfair smooth, she never knew i smoked and blew a gasket in my own yard, next she sees are condoms not fussed about this as thats what married couples do but the fags she let me have it for a good 10mins in front of my aunties.FML

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if you was smoking crack id understand why they went in________>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>overreacting females(no disrespect bruva)

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No offence, but aren't you a grown man with a kid?

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lol could imagine that scenario happening to me.If I had the choice of my mum finding condoms or ciggerrettes, it would be condoms.

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If I had the choice of my mum finding condoms or ciggerrettes, it would be condoms.
nah man cigarettes!think my mum would faint if she saw condoms anywhere near my person.
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actually now that would be embaarassing...

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No offence, but aren't you a grown man with a kid?
Yes I am.
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a 10 min bollocking is a minor tbhtake the hit and move on

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lent my mom my car to take her fianaces mother and 2 daughters out , about a month ago,when she opened the glove box there was my massive yellow bag of about 50 condoms gleeming in their faces

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lent my mom my car to take her fianaces mother and 2 daughters out , about a month ago,when she opened the glove box there was my massive yellow bag of about 50 condoms gleeming in their faces
she definately must of thought my son is a gyallis
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Parents wouldn't care about condoms.Cigarettes are another matter.(Dont smoke)Besides, as a grown man who doesn't live there anymore, they're limited in how much they can chastise me for doing things they don't want me to.There's only a limit to how much I would tolerate. Especially in front of family members. I'm not a kid. My decisions are my decisions. Don't like them, tough sh*t.

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Lol at still getting told off for smoking, how old are you?Even I don't get that sh*t.Not sending but rass, that's weird to me.

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init low that all about billin zoots leavin fags grinder n monk out n desk

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Lol at still getting told off for smoking, how old are you?Even I don't get that sh*t.Not sending but rass, that's weird to me.
its coz white people arent shook of their mums.
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Tbh you failed because you smoke, not because your mam caught you.

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lent my mom my car to take her fianaces mother and 2 daughters out , about a month ago,when she opened the glove box there was my massive yellow bag of about 50 condoms gleeming in their faces
:lol: now that reaction on there faces would have been priceless.
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Tbh you failed because you smoke, not because your mam caught you.
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So my mum and aunties make a impromtu visit in the evenin today, first thing my mum sees is a packet of mayfair smooth, she never knew i smoked and blew a gasket in my own yard, next she sees are condoms not fussed about this as thats what married couples do but the fags she let me have it for a good 10mins in front of my aunties.FML
Married couples use condoms? Whats the point of getting married then?
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So my mum and aunties make a impromtu visit in the evenin today, first thing my mum sees is a packet of mayfair smooth, she never knew i smoked and blew a gasket in my own yard, next she sees are condoms not fussed about this as thats what married couples do but the fags she let me have it for a good 10mins in front of my aunties.FML
Married couples use condoms? Whats the point of getting married then?
I meant as in f*ck*ng rather than using condoms.
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niggas gettin caught by mums in 09?goddamn

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who the f*ck cares if my mum found condoms?at least she knows i aint barebackin slags.

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who the f*ck cares if my mum found condoms?at least she knows i aint barebackin slags.
C/SIf anything, she'd be glad I'm being safe.If she found cigarettes she'd be pissed though, I reckon.
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