Top Three Fail statements u seen on this site

[Badman]

Hang on......Did my man mention in his personal statement that in his spare time he smokes green......gae;[GPWlegp[LWG[w'A'S;S;A

[Faisal]

I also find the solace found on a spliff?s circumference is of unmatched beauty.LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Guest Lens]

some guy made a topic about how it's gay for a guy 2 link a bi girl

[Guest Lens]

I once saw some video of a man f*ck*ng a chicken to death literally, the thing was dead and floppy at the end, it started out clucking and flapping, blood and feathers flying everywhere. The man just goes about his buisiness and he was proper pounding it. The way he was mashing it though. MMMMM. I once searched gayporn to get a picture merkage and got like 7-8 men each doing eachother in the batty in a full circle so no one was missing out on giving and taking. It looked clumsy and one particular guy had the sh*t beaten out of him because his intruder has wet crap all over his knob. There was cum all over the place, around battys and along backs.

http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?app=forums&module=post&section=post&do=reply_post&f=13&t=19950&qpid=598803 for the thread

[Meticulous]

for you guys who don't visit the academic threadJAS1992's full personal statement here

My spare time is typically spent at the gym or smoking cannabis.I also find the solace found on a spliff’s circumference is of unmatched beauty.

tbh i mentioned cannabis in an eloquent manner so i dnt see the problem

This is the funniest thing I've seen on here in ages. You should add how you drink heavily to get through the day, sustained by the fortifying bronze glint of the scotch bottle. Rhapsodising about your drug use isn't going to make universities take you seriously. Take the advice given to you in this topic, I implore you

:lol:

Lol.

[Lieutenant]

Good read.

Lol @ Jas

[Skenghis Khan]

I once saw some video of a man f*ck*ng a chicken to death literally, the thing was dead and floppy at the end, it started out clucking and flapping, blood and feathers flying everywhere. The man just goes about his buisiness and he was proper pounding it. The way he was mashing it though. MMMMM.

I once searched gayporn to get a picture merkage and got like 7-8 men each doing eachother in the batty in a full circle so no one was missing out on giving and taking. It looked clumsy and one particular guy had the sh*t beaten out of him because his intruder has wet crap all over his knob. There was cum all over the place, around battys and along backs.

http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?app=forums&module=post&section=post&do=reply_post&f=13&t=19950&qpid=598803 for the thread

disturbing thread, shocked by the non-righteousness of sum posters. i hope ppl just chat sh*t for reaction.

[Corrigan]

Loooool I still got into Sussex

hittin on Saturday

f*ck THE HATERZ

[Dubby]

[Em Dott]

Jas' PS was too much jokes. Man actually said

I also find the solace found on a spliff’s circumference is of unmatched beauty.

and got into Sussex. Who on earth was looking at your PS?

Congrats anyways. Let's hope that stupidity isn't maintained throughout your uni studies.

[Taurus]

Loooool I still got into Sussex

hittin on Saturday

f*ck THE HATERZ

HATERZ CLIKK DA "X" BUTTON INIIT

[Em Dott]

Oh sh*t, that L2 thread was f*ck*ng classic. That was actually one burial that sent someone off the forum.

[Guest TimeBomb]

who is thunder clap now?

[Guest Esquilax]

That was ceazy I think?

[carpedeum]

jewish people naturally do not give a f*ck about any other race and will use and deceive them until they are no longer needed bcos they have the ultimate beleif that they will control the world by the time their messiah comes.

to be fair, thats from their own talmud though. although its the more orthodox ones who believe that. but thats the general gist of it. he just put it bluntly.

[Em Dott]

tbh im still in shock at the events that have unfolded here

Yesterday I basically said to her I thought we had a deal, are you gonna tidy the yard tonight? She's like "I dunno".. I said well let me know because I'm going gym but if u aint tidying then i'll come straight home from work coz i aint gonna have enough energy to do both.. Her response was still blank. I'm like "Just give me a straight answer you gonna tidy or not so i know whether to go gym", she's like "Just go gym".. Which to me implied she was gonna tidy

I get home, 6 o clock... Same messy f*ck*ng yard.. She aint even here, ring her, dont answer her phone.. I think, ah she'll return my call or txt back or whatever..

10 o clock come, no reply no phone call so I just txt her to see if she's dead or whatever because as angry as I am at her I still wanna make sure she's cool.. She justs txts back "i'm at home"... No explaination, no apology.. Nothing

what are these words?

who is this brazen floosie?

what are these violations he speaks of?

tbh this case is a perfect example of where red flags and failings were not noticed

its not to late for you to use her actions as reasonable cause to abuse her physically

If your listening L

pack up her sh*t

go over to her yard

ring the bell

when she comes to the door drop the bags and slap the sh*t out of her

your relationship is beyond being saved

but at least this way you'll feel like less of a prick

thats until you go home

your house is still dirty

your hungry

you open the electricity bill

its £378

you facepalm then decide its best to go to bed as you've got work in the morning

at which point the house phone rings

you answer

and a male voice on the line says whos that i got a missed call from this number 2 days ago

Quote of 2009 TBH

[carpedeum]

"How much do u bench"

"Cant watch a porn movie without certain man being in it"

Toney >> _

lol i remember that one. one of those ones i just had to assume he meant something else.

[Francis Coquelin]

The funny thing about L2 is he is/was one of these 'Black women don't know how to treat a man', 'Mr. Gayle' types and yet he allowed himself to get mugged off in such a fashion by a white chick.

[Corrigan]

PMSL

killed two birds wit 1 stone so to speak

[Lucarelli]

Bare people commit e-suicide. Some people should have their internet access revoked.

HOLD ON DIDN'T FEDS COME AND RAID YOUR YARD FOR CHILD PORN???

That was a misunderstanding.

[Guest Lens]

rip the good days.

take the neg button away, people who care about it will post freely coz there's no risk of negs.

[Guest Lens]

fanny is fanny, but sometimes u wanna see that bitch get pounded, u know wot i mean?

thought this particular post deserved bumping

[JLovely]

LMAO @ L.

I'm convinced he's lurking, can't just leave!

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Did Lewis really ask for a link to dog/horse porn

[Afroman]

PMSL

Toney's was a classic.

Guy had one liners for days...