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Worst Chat-up Lines You Have Heard

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What is the worst chat-up line you have heard, from experience or just over heard it?not sure if there has been a topic like this before but go ahead...discussPersonally my worst is...'I have lost my number! Can i have yours?' <<< too cheesy

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Me: Where you fromHer: YARDMe: *walks away*

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:D *me txting on my phone*guy: 'sorry are u sure uv got the right number?'me : 'HUH'guy: 'its 079...'lol and smh simultaneously
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pmslsick guyShould have give him the digits

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:D *me txting on my phone*guy: 'sorry are u sure uv got the right number?'me : 'HUH'guy: 'its 079...'lol and smh simultaneously
LMAO
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"how you doing babes pm's?"
:D
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can u confirm that the back on ur profile is urs?

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lool nah wrong colour haha dunno i got it on tbh need t change it lol..changed lool

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:D *me txting on my phone*guy: 'sorry are u sure uv got the right number?'me : 'HUH'guy: 'its 079...'lol and smh simultaneously
LMAO
thats sickbeg you tell me you gave him the number
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no, told him that was a good 1 and kept it moving

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:D *me txting on my phone*guy: 'sorry are u sure uv got the right number?'me : 'HUH'guy: 'its 079...'lol and smh simultaneously
LMAO
thats sickbeg you tell me you gave him the number
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when a girl to me says wat u sayin bor replying back to me with : "klkl" or "skn"

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"Mysize c'mere I'm talkin' to you.""You're kinda choong/peng/nice still."

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"cuz.. im on this lipsin ting""i aint saying ima a rapist but mans impatient""leme have ur numba so i can buss on those tits" < --- some school yewt at the back of the bus... i was cracking up

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Surely the guys in that video must have been paidNo way is man saying on vidoe he takes advantage of drunk girls

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"leme have ur numba so i can buss on those tits" < --- some school yewt at the back of the bus... i was cracking up
pmsl. using this at uni.
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^^^ LAWLstraight report to howard davies

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whats the difference between an erection and a ferrari.................. i dont have a ferrarii seen a middle aged man approach a group of 4-5 girls and use this, followed by a wink and walkin towards the bar.awfull behaivour

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whats the difference between an erection and a ferrari.................. i dont have a ferrarii seen a middle aged man approach a group of 4-5 girls and use this, followed by a wink and walkin towards the bar.awfull behaivour
LMFAO
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whats the difference between an erection and a ferrari.................. i dont have a ferrarii seen a middle aged man approach a group of 4-5 girls and use this, followed by a wink and walkin towards the bar.awfull behaivour
LMFAO
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