Worst Chat-up Lines You Have Heard

[Natty]

A man who buys champagne at a club is a big turn off for me. Like why wouldn't you put that money into savings? Why would you drink money? Why would you WANT the girls champagne attracts? Why don't you think about your future? Where are your ambitions in life? Do you not think your persona is enough without a bottle in your hand? Why don't you want a girl who has her own money? Where will you be in 10 years? Unless you're a footballer or some other dude with ridiculous disposible income and it literally really isn't a thing to spend that money on something - excuse me for being vulgar - but something you'll have pissed out by the time you're eating your toast the next morning then you're silly imo. No offence.

watching man dem too hard tbhno long ting buy out the barttkk

[charliechalk]

Maybe I do overanalyse stuff but I stand by my opinion.And for that reason if you have Champagne, I'm out.

[FANTA]

A man who buys champagne at a club is a big turn off for me. Like why wouldn't you put that money into savings? Why would you drink money? Why would you WANT the girls champagne attracts? Why don't you think about your future? Where are your ambitions in life? Do you not think your persona is enough without a bottle in your hand? Why don't you want a girl who has her own money? Where will you be in 10 years? Unless you're a footballer or some other dude with ridiculous disposible income and it literally really isn't a thing to spend that money on something - excuse me for being vulgar - but something you'll have pissed out by the time you're eating your toast the next morning then you're silly imo. No offence.

are you for real? all of that text because of champagne? skeen

[A Bit Better]

Lol Charlie, shatap. Guys aren't trying to find wives in raves by using champagne as bait. Guys wanna furk. Chicks wanna drink.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

A man who buys champagne at a club is a big turn off for me. Like why wouldn't you put that money into savings? Why would you drink money? Why would you WANT the girls champagne attracts? Why don't you think about your future? Where are your ambitions in life? Do you not think your persona is enough without a bottle in your hand? Why don't you want a girl who has her own money? Where will you be in 10 years? Unless you're a footballer or some other dude with ridiculous disposible income and it literally really isn't a thing to spend that money on something - excuse me for being vulgar - but something you'll have pissed out by the time you're eating your toast the next morning then you're silly imo. No offence.

It's their/our way of showing you that we do indeed have "ridiculous amounts of disposible income". Owww/Bawse etc

[Jodie]

A man who buys champagne at a club is a big turn off for me. Like why wouldn't you put that money into savings? Why would you drink money? Why would you WANT the girls champagne attracts? Why don't you think about your future? Where are your ambitions in life? Do you not think your persona is enough without a bottle in your hand? Why don't you want a girl who has her own money? Where will you be in 10 years? Unless you're a footballer or some other dude with ridiculous disposible income and it literally really isn't a thing to spend that money on something - excuse me for being vulgar - but something you'll have pissed out by the time you're eating your toast the next morning then you're silly imo. No offence.

Yea i you way over analysed on that tbh.Where will you be in 10 years? Why would you drink money? loool

[Jodie]

LOL

[charliechalk]

Half of it was obviously sarcasm/taking it too far for those who fail to have the mental acumen to realise that. I can buy my own champagne, I earn a good yearly salary. These kind of people try to pour champagne in my glass all night, don't get it wrong (no-nahdan). I just think they're noobs.And the fact that they have to buy champagne to get p*ssy is poor performance imo eks.

[charliechalk]

That whole discussion was one I actually had last night. I'm hardly going to go out next year and go to the Caribbean or something instead. So much more better fun.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

lol "i think they are noobs" who is this lady

[charliechalk]

I'm charlie chalk nice to meet you xxx

[R1.]

LOL THEM BITTER 'WHY WONT ANYONE POUR ME A GLASS' RANTS THERE.

[charliechalk]

Everything I comment about ends up being turned round and made into some me being bitter about something issue. It's really not, why can't I just have a rant?

[Guest Tulse Hill]

LOL at thinking you get chatted up

[charliechalk]

Sorry if I've ever offended you or done anything to you Tulse. If you wana talk about it you can PM me. Sorry for the disagreement I'm not aware that we've had mate.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

Some old fresh aff, walked up to some girls"eh whats going on mehn, how are ur eyes so shiny gerl"

lmao

I've been randomly saying this bar and bussing up over the past few weeks , gonna drop it on some chick tonight

LOLbest bar in thread tbhstill laughing

[charliechalk]

its bcos u argue with dmf

Oh f*ck that then I don't apologise. Hate me.

[charliechalk]

Is DMF his woman?

[Mic Man]

lol @ getting excited over a £60 bottle of champagne

[E.A.S.E]

A man who buys champagne at a club is a big turn off for me. Like why wouldn't you put that money into savings? Why would you drink money? Why would you WANT the girls champagne attracts? Why don't you think about your future? Where are your ambitions in life? Do you not think your persona is enough without a bottle in your hand? Why don't you want a girl who has her own money? Where will you be in 10 years? Unless you're a footballer or some other dude with ridiculous disposible income and it literally really isn't a thing to spend that money on something - excuse me for being vulgar - but something you'll have pissed out by the time you're eating your toast the next morning then you're silly imo. No offence.

are you for real? all of that text because of champagne? skeen

lolexactly and wanna chat sh*t about my posts! LOL Champers is nasty though, even the expensive stuff is not my kinda drink...Spirits!

[Heero Yuy]

A man who buys champagne at a club is a big turn off for me. Like why wouldn't you put that money into savings? Why would you drink money? Why would you WANT the girls champagne attracts? Why don't you think about your future? Where are your ambitions in life? Do you not think your persona is enough without a bottle in your hand? Why don't you want a girl who has her own money? Where will you be in 10 years? Unless you're a footballer or some other dude with ridiculous disposible income and it literally really isn't a thing to spend that money on something - excuse me for being vulgar - but something you'll have pissed out by the time you're eating your toast the next morning then you're silly imo. No offence.

Cannot believe what i just read.what the ?? But ...Is she actuallyInfact im jus going to lie down

[Guest Tulse Hill]

A man who buys champagne at a club is a big turn off for me. Like why wouldn't you put that money into savings? Why would you drink money? Why would you WANT the girls champagne attracts? Why don't you think about your future? Where are your ambitions in life? Do you not think your persona is enough without a bottle in your hand? Why don't you want a girl who has her own money? Where will you be in 10 years? Unless you're a footballer or some other dude with ridiculous disposible income and it literally really isn't a thing to spend that money on something - excuse me for being vulgar - but something you'll have pissed out by the time you're eating your toast the next morning then you're silly imo. No offence.

Cannot believe what i just read.what the ?? But ...Is she actuallyInfact im jus going to lie down

looolWrighty knoews!!This girl is wierd, but everyone rates her wierdness

[Meticulous]

A man who buys champagne at a club is a big turn off for me. Like why wouldn't you put that money into savings? Why would you drink money? Why would you WANT the girls champagne attracts? Why don't you think about your future? Where are your ambitions in life? Do you not think your persona is enough without a bottle in your hand? Why don't you want a girl who has her own money? Where will you be in 10 years? Unless you're a footballer or some other dude with ridiculous disposible income and it literally really isn't a thing to spend that money on something - excuse me for being vulgar - but something you'll have pissed out by the time you're eating your toast the next morning then you're silly imo. No offence.

Jesus