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when your in a shop and teenage workers say "This Man" "Shes only 21...." SNMtheres actually bare cant be assed im old

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pissedmy mum found 1 of my old zorn mags from yr 7 tymsshe didnt carebut embarrassment was a lot
simple mistake mansimpleNEVER have tangable porn (is that even right?)im lookin to get biometric lock on my porn drive still
i literally 4got the fing existedmy mum new it was old skool wen the date was like 041 of dem baaaaaitt RAZZLE magazines
..When my man was in year 7 in 2004
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pissedmy mum found 1 of my old zorn mags from yr 7 tymsshe didnt carebut embarrassment was a lot
simple mistake mansimpleNEVER have tangable porn (is that even right?)im lookin to get biometric lock on my porn drive still
i literally 4got the fing existedmy mum new it was old skool wen the date was like 041 of dem baaaaaitt RAZZLE magazines
..When my man was in year 7 in 2004
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When you become a moanerWhen you prefer the company of an older personWhen you feel embarassed when your mates talk too much slang around you or spud youWhen hangover's REALLY start hitting youWhen you SMH at kids doing stuff you did when you was olderWhen you refuse to sit at the top deck of the bus

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When Porn was some exciting tabboo thing, now its just something that happens before going to bed. Like brushing your teeth.
Not looking forward to single life when it eventually happens, I'm gonna f*ck*ng turn into Cipher I know itEven more of a d*ck than usual
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i dont even wank to porn no more i just stay up til 2 am and wank to babestation tried to buy television x but when they sent me a reply my phone is old school so it dont understand itbabestation is doing allot but swear i watch it every day
LMAO old school phone>>>>>babesstationswear its just some monged out bitc hs hwo dont even get the rat out
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