Secret Santa

[BLACK VICTIM]

i dont actually know maybe an adaption of pornstar punishment with abusive racial language and undertones of the black struggle

im no porn expert

[Guest WAVESURFER]

is cup-n-ball like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVAXi0Y18H0

if so then f*ckin lawl

That's exactly it.

Along with

And

Honestly one of the funniest days ever.

[thinkingthuglife]

40+ woman wtf do I buy? can't buy owt sexual coz she a frigid bitch.

[A Bit Better]

:lol: :lol:

Oh sh*t I remember these. LMFAO at giving that to a grown woman!

[Guest WAVESURFER]

Honestly, the look on her face when she opened it was priceless.

All the guys in work were in fits of laughter.

The noise coming from the groan tube as she was opening it just added to the hilarity

[A Bit Better]

Beg you stop calling it a groan tube like it's not obviously called the oooaaah aaaooh thing.

[Guest WAVESURFER]

Honestly didn't even know it was called a groan tube til I google image searched "funny noise tube" or something and got that pic.

Didn't even know it had a name, actually.

[Guest Lemons]

is cup-n-ball like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVAXi0Y18H0

if so then f*ckin lawl

That's exactly it.

Along with

And

Honestly one of the funniest days ever.

LOL

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I got a muslim guy this year (par I know). Do they do pocket Korans or anything like that?

[Grafter]

is cup-n-ball like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVAXi0Y18H0

if so then f*ckin lawl

That's exactly it.

Along with

them glider things were endless fun

ball in a cup was always boring, but i played it still

[Grafter]

40+ woman wtf do I buy? can't buy owt sexual coz she a frigid bitch.

jus go to the gift section in superdrug

they have these pamper sets for 9.99

[Frank.]

Im just gonna get something jokes, cant be dealing with seriousness in this situation.

[The Somalian]

crimbo dinner was last night held it down last saturday was the crimbo rave dont remember sh*t but been talk of the town on the dumbest i got up to and how I baited myself about doing a sly ting kinda wish i never went now bare champers and brandy is not the one so glad no one thought to bring a cam or i would be getting deaded now

secret santa was drawn last week just brought the gift online cost me 6 quid over the limit

[Black Ant]

got 2 days and i dont have anything

joketing

[Guest Esquilax]

Go to Ann Summers and get something 'cheeky'

c*ck shaped pasta etc

[Black Ant]

thanks for your suggestion but no

i can't pull off cheeky anyway

[Guest Esquilax]

Yeah trusay I wouldn't want a risque gift from Quasimodo's doppelganger

[Black Ant]

ye...

anyway

[zlastboss]

them glider things were endless fun

broke way to easily