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Some mad shit went down .....

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So, the postman comes around 11.30 am, delivers a package which my dad then opens thinking it's some kind of gift.The package contains a biscuit tin and a christmas card, which you would usually assume is a gift.The package is adressed to my dad, so he opens the card which says ''Merry christmas, you incompetent bastard D*******'' (D**** being my surname), and ''you've been cursed, no more no less, i hope you enjoy the card''He then proceeded to open the biscuit tin, where he found two dead rats, a fair amount of blood and two tarot cards reading ''sorrow'' and ''worry''.f*ckED.

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If I was him I would be pissed.

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wow.i wouldnt worry thoughbut i guess thats easy for me to say

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I wasn't even on looking at the rats, thinking about it now I should've taken a picture.pigs took all the sh*t away though for evidence.

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Well...Don't be a bitch about it.Consult our Lord God Jesus Christor holla @ PBYour call

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he's getting whacked
Thats a horse's head bro.
are you a made mandoes luca brasi sleep with the fishesyeah
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he's getting whacked
Thats a horse's head bro.
are you a made mandoes luca brasi sleep with the fishesyeah
heh. :D
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He probably should buy a vest.

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thing is tho ure Dad seems like a bare safe guy, i cnt see him pissin som1 off like that

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it's probably nothing tbhillegitimate son at the very worst

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it's probably nothing tbhillegitimate son at the very worst
lmao at the replies
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it's probably nothing tbhillegitimate son at the very worst
lol most accurate one so far
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Lol 'cursed' in 2010, some backward threat. I'd move on like it was nothing.Dead rats lol, I'm actually laughing that someone went through the trouble for NOTHING.

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Ur from Liverpool though so you wouldn't understand.You lot just throw bricks at each other and steal VCRs from the back of vans.

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I know it sounds hard but it looks like the first borns gotta go!

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