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Some mad shit went down .....


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So, the postman comes around 11.30 am, delivers a package which my dad then opens thinking it's some kind of gift.The package contains a biscuit tin and a christmas card, which you would usually assume is a gift.The package is adressed to my dad, so he opens the card which says ''Merry christmas, you incompetent bastard D*******'' (D**** being my surname), and ''you've been cursed, no more no less, i hope you enjoy the card''He then proceeded to open the biscuit tin, where he found two dead rats, a fair amount of blood and two tarot cards reading ''sorrow'' and ''worry''.f*ckED.

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