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What's the difference between black clubs and white clubs?

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i need to go out so ill just leave this comment here and reply back later

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White girls in black clubs = Easy pickings TBH

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White girls in black clubs = Easy pickings TBH
So every time you see white girls in "black" clubs you get them yeah???? just wondering if your speaking from experience or what you'v seen others doing. Please spill the beans on your tally.
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From my experiences, white clubs tend to be full more of your cockney type and everyone is having a good time and then some people wanna go on like their ard and so it kicks off (usually over a blonde bird and usually it is the girls fighting over some blokes.. if the bloke steps in, someone's getting bottled) and they are usually dancing to some old skool garage like sweet like chocolate or doolally.. the smell is a mixture of joop and CK.Black clubs are full up off girls winding their backside and usually stick in small groups. The man dem are usually dressed in a florescent colour shirt (usually pink or yellow) and wear lynx along with some cheap nasty aftershave that smells disgusting. The music is obviously some ragga or some funky house and you get those that dance on the floor having a good time and you get the smooth ones around the edges skanking slightly and then they step back into folding their arms and wanting to look like they are top class; by chipping in and buying a bottle of champs and they insist they have the bucket with ice too and you wont get people getting bottled but some random will pull out a gun in some circumstances. I could go on...Asian clubs are good vibes but they tend to think they are black, they wear baggy spliffy jeans from the 90s and think they are still cool wearing pattern shirts and have patterns in their head. Usually playing night ridder tune with the asian remix and everyone goes mad. The asian girls are slightly slutty but know not to be too slutty as someone there probably knows their mum. You will get the couple of bad man that wanna kick off but they are usually all mouth and they square up giving it the "someone hold me back" talk. again, could go on.. this is just from my experience.

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I don't know any black clubs tbh, just black (i.e. urban) club nights

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when i go out i don't watch face duno bout you man

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From my experiences, white clubs tend to be full more of your cockney type and everyone is having a good time and then some people wanna go on like their ard and so it kicks off (usually over a blonde bird and usually it is the girls fighting over some blokes.. if the bloke steps in, someone's getting bottled) and they are usually dancing to some old skool garage like sweet like chocolate or doolally.. the smell is a mixture of joop and CK.Black clubs are full up off girls winding their backside and usually stick in small groups. The man dem are usually dressed in a florescent colour shirt (usually pink or yellow) and wear lynx along with some cheap nasty aftershave that smells disgusting. The music is obviously some ragga or some funky house and you get those that dance on the floor having a good time and you get the smooth ones around the edges skanking slightly and then they step back into folding their arms and wanting to look like they are top class; by chipping in and buying a bottle of champs and they insist they have the bucket with ice too and you wont get people getting bottled but some random will pull out a gun in some circumstances. I could go on...Asian clubs are good vibes but they tend to think they are black, they wear baggy spliffy jeans from the 90s and think they are still cool wearing pattern shirts and have patterns in their head. Usually playing night ridder tune with the asian remix and everyone goes mad. The asian girls are slightly slutty but know not to be too slutty as someone there probably knows their mum. You will get the couple of bad man that wanna kick off but they are usually all mouth and they square up giving it the "someone hold me back" talk. again, could go on.. this is just from my experience.
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The white dj doesn't know what you mean when u say wheel it up fam

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Much as I hate to say it Ashman was pretty accurate.

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Much as I hate to say it Ashman was pretty accurate.
f*ck*ng spot on.(apart from the cockney bit, and the gun part. those don't apply up here)
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That's why I prefer to go into clubs where the mixture is pretty even because I noticed in diverse clubs, there are less fights, everyone gets along and the music is all mixed up and different.

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I could go on...Asian clubs are good vibes but they tend to think they are black, they wear baggy spliffy jeans from the 90s and think they are still cool wearing pattern shirts and have patterns in their head. Usually playing night ridder tune with the asian remix and everyone goes mad. The asian girls are slightly slutty but know not to be too slutty as someone there probably knows their mum. You will get the couple of bad man that wanna kick off but they are usually all mouth and they square up giving it the "someone hold me back" talk. again, could go on.. this is just from my experience.
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when was the last time you went moonlight be honest

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Fairly accuateThings I would add : You never see anyone lipsing in a black club, anything is used as a weapon in a black club : bottles , chairs etc & there are never 1 on 1s. Boys doing pushing dance in centre of dancefloor when hype tunes come on. Excited guys with champs. White clubs = boys dancing in big circles with their arms around eachother , club doesnt get locked off if thers beef , mandem drink beer , lots of lipsing .. no whiningAsian clubs = no beef, excitement when "Panjabi MC feat. Jay-Z - Beware" ... lightbulb skank gets dropped, crip walking , asian bres knowing all the words to every 50 cent song , mixture of lipsing and whining

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Fairly accuateThings I would add : You never see anyone lipsing in a black club, anything is used as a weapon in a black club : bottles , chairs etc & there are never 1 on 1s. Boys doing pushing dance in centre of dancefloor when hype tunes come on. Excited guys with champs. White clubs = boys dancing in big circles with their arms around eachother , club doesnt get locked off if thers beef , mandem drink beer , lots of lipsing .. no whiningAsian clubs = no beef, excitement when "Panjabi MC feat. Jay-Z - Beware" ... lightbulb skank gets dropped, crip walking , asian bres knowing all the words to every 50 cent song , mixture of lipsing and whining
Sounds more like under 18s if you ask me.
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black clubs are sweaty :lol:

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White girls in black clubs = Easy pickings TBH
not necessarily, i know what u mean about 'that type of girl' but some people do actually just go to certain places to be able to hear the sort of music they want to hear on a night out that you wont hear in other places. saying that ive abandoned some of these places because u cant walk through the club without some d*ckhead trying to grab you up when you walk past them,assuming you are a white girl who is there for the sole purpose of obtaining black c*ck. i mainly go to mixed clubs now, theres one place in guildford, one in windsor and a couple in central thats all i really go to now, but even then you get the guys who hang out near the girls toilets pawing at you and grabbing your hand everytime you walk past, grr
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black clubs are sweaty :lol:
Straight from the horses mouth!! lol
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Fairly accuateThings I would add : You never see anyone lipsing in a black club, anything is used as a weapon in a black club : bottles , chairs etc & there are never 1 on 1s. Boys doing pushing dance in centre of dancefloor when hype tunes come on. Excited guys with champs. White clubs = boys dancing in big circles with their arms around eachother , club doesnt get locked off if thers beef , mandem drink beer , lots of lipsing .. no whiningAsian clubs = no beef, excitement when "Panjabi MC feat. Jay-Z - Beware" ... lightbulb skank gets dropped, crip walking , asian bres knowing all the words to every 50 cent song , mixture of lipsing and whining
Sounds more like under 18s if you ask me.
nah sounds like uni tbh it is f*cked when ur in a situation where, people are gettin bottled, chairs are flyin into mirrors on the wall, the bars gettin trashed, an people are stampeding (up stairs), someone always gets trampled/i feel so f*cked off when i go to a club (i've obv missed th desi beats wrritten on the flyer) an its bare asians, its jus too hype, toooo hype
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pmsl them "phat thursdays" there

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White girls in black clubs = Easy pickings TBH
not necessarily, i know what u mean about 'that type of girl' but some people do actually just go to certain places to be able to hear the sort of music they want to hear on a night out that you wont hear in other places. saying that ive abandoned some of these places because u cant walk through the club without some d*ckhead trying to grab you up when you walk past them,assuming you are a white girl who is there for the sole purpose of obtaining black c*ck. i mainly go to mixed clubs now, theres one place in guildford, one in windsor and a couple in central thats all i really go to now, but even then you get the guys who hang out near the girls toilets pawing at you and grabbing your hand everytime you walk past, grr
ye but to be fair he isnt really talkin about them nights he is referring to the standard clubbin nights, where its usually more about the socialising and gettin drunk than the music. sure people care wot is bein played but its just sumin in the background, as long as its sumin that the given demographic can relate to its all good; the music is there to serve the occasion, rather than the occasion being there to serve the music....
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