Jump to content

What's the difference between black clubs and white clubs?

DJ Stashman

By DJ Stashman
in Whatever

 Share

Recommended Posts

Corrigan Newbie

Corrigan

Posted
Posted
From my experiences, white clubs tend to be full more of your cockney type and everyone is having a good time and then some people wanna go on like their ard and so it kicks off (usually over a blonde bird and usually it is the girls fighting over some blokes.. if the bloke steps in, someone's getting bottled) and they are usually dancing to some old skool garage like sweet like chocolate or doolally.. the smell is a mixture of joop and CK.Black clubs are full up off girls winding their backside and usually stick in small groups. The man dem are usually dressed in a florescent colour shirt (usually pink or yellow) and wear lynx along with some cheap nasty aftershave that smells disgusting. The music is obviously some ragga or some funky house and you get those that dance on the floor having a good time and you get the smooth ones around the edges skanking slightly and then they step back into folding their arms and wanting to look like they are top class; by chipping in and buying a bottle of champs and they insist they have the bucket with ice too and you wont get people getting bottled but some random will pull out a gun in some circumstances. I could go on...Asian clubs are good vibes but they tend to think they are black, they wear baggy spliffy jeans from the 90s and think they are still cool wearing pattern shirts and have patterns in their head. Usually playing night ridder tune with the asian remix and everyone goes mad. The asian girls are slightly slutty but know not to be too slutty as someone there probably knows their mum. You will get the couple of bad man that wanna kick off but they are usually all mouth and they square up giving it the "someone hold me back" talk. again, could go on.. this is just from my experience.
c/s
Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 98
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Queen Bee Newbie

Queen Bee

Posted
Posted
Guildford and Windsor ^_)
what??
Youre putting what like you dont know what i mean?From youre sig and youre post i guess u mean dancehall or something similar, until the age of about 17 I hadnt even heard of Guildford, until now I didnt realise that sort of music was played in clubs there.
lol yes im putting what like i dont know what you meanyou would be surprised at the amount of this sort of music you hear in these places nowadays, theres only one place in guildford that does 2bh but its alright in there, and windsor on a sunday night in liquid aint bad either, even woking has dancehall nights now
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Ashman Newbie

Ashman

Posted
Posted
Fairly accuateThings I would add : You never see anyone lipsing in a black club, anything is used as a weapon in a black club : bottles , chairs etc & there are never 1 on 1s. Boys doing pushing dance in centre of dancefloor when hype tunes come on. Excited guys with champs. White clubs = boys dancing in big circles with their arms around eachother , club doesnt get locked off if thers beef , mandem drink beer , lots of lipsing .. no whiningAsian clubs = no beef, excitement when "Panjabi MC feat. Jay-Z - Beware" ... lightbulb skank gets dropped, crip walking , asian bres knowing all the words to every 50 cent song , mixture of lipsing and whining
Sounds more like under 18s if you ask me.
nah sounds like uni tbh it is f*cked when ur in a situation where, people are gettin bottled, chairs are flyin into mirrors on the wall, the bars gettin trashed, an people are stampeding (up stairs), someone always gets trampled/i feel so f*cked off when i go to a club (i've obv missed th desi beats wrritten on the flyer) an its bare asians, its jus too hype, toooo hype
Naa man.. actually, that sounds like most wetherspoons pubs.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Posted

the black music room in a white clubjust full of asians

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest luckstar

Guest luckstar

Posted
Posted

white nights are garbagef*ckin cheese music.. dumb bitches and rugby faggots in t shirts .. thats uni anywayanyway at uni there isnt really asian nights its mostly jus an ethnic night with white slagsi think anythin urban is filled with paks and blacks

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Queen Bee Newbie

Queen Bee

Posted
Posted
>>>>>>being asked for drugs every 5 mins at student nights>>>>>>ghetto nights/private functions with boog security that allow gunman to waltz in.
this post just reminded me of a night years ago when i went to Opal Lounge with my friend, the bouncer was trying it on with us all night and in the end he switched and grabbed my friends arm and tryed to drag her into a corner groping her and sh*t, he had to be removed by the other bouncers and sent home in a car f*ck those sort of places
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Queen Bee Newbie

Queen Bee

Posted
Posted
Nar sorry that was just a joke, he werent trying to f*ck thats called rape b
well yea true, pretty much attempted rape, was f*ck*ng scary though, that was like the first time i ever went to a club in london, shouldve known it was a dodgy place really when they didnt check for id, we were blatantly not 18
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...