What does your mother nag you about?

[Yoshie]

Black people in the house

The way my mum moans at everything like I'm 11, looking forward to getting back to uni everytime I'm home.

(no selfish kid)

[Yoshie]

Not nagging but still... She calls from downstairs...

Mum: EKS!

Me: Yes mum?

*She doesn't hear*

Mum: EKS!

Me: YES MUM?

*She hears*

*Silence*

Me: YES MUM!?

Mum: Oh, you know if I don't respond it means come!

NO IT DOESN'T! IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING! IF YOU WANT ME TO COME, SAY COME! Lol at me still trying to fight this after 23 years.

Trust, them ones where she's like I can't shout it.

Come to me then you derk

[A Bit Better]

Sometimes she'll just shout my name and then start talking. I'm in the kitchen washing up, she's in the living room and the TV is on. I can't hear sh*t but she's talking. The only way for me to hear her is to go to the room she's in. I used to do that until I realised it was never anything worth walking to the living room to hear.

[Corrigan]

Tbh malteese mums r the 1s, my half brothers mum is

OVER SAFE, wen I jam rnd there she gets me beers without me asking and makes the

most banging meals nd sandwiches

nd my brother tld me how she used 2 bill zoots 4 him b4 he went bed

[Frank.]

lol at the white stereotypes rearing there head again. If it aint not seasoning chicken its disrespecting your mum. Can it.

[Trim]

Not nagging but still... She calls from downstairs...

Mum: EKS!

Me: Yes mum?

*She doesn't hear*

Mum: EKS!

Me: YES MUM?

*She hears*

*Silence*

Me: YES MUM!?

Mum: Oh, you know if I don't respond it means come!

NO IT DOESN'T! IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING! IF YOU WANT ME TO COME, SAY COME! Lol at me still trying to fight this after 23 years.

Trust, them ones where she's like I can't shout it.

Come to me then you derk

HATEE the continuous shouts from downstairs till they manage to hear you, especially when your doing something you cant leave.

[Ella]

My mum doesn't really nag me about anything anymore, but she used to do some of things mentioned in the thread when I was in my early teens nagging me about not doing my chores on time, the whole hour long lectures (that I tuned out of after 5 minutes) and calling me to come and hand her an object that was a metre away from her.

We just disagree on a lot of things now, like wether or not my sister should be doing certain chores. I told her that if I could sweep the house when I was 11 she should be able to hover her her room, or that she should be mopping the floor instead expecting me to hover clean the bathroom, toilet and mop the kitchen, and hallway. Apparently she's not strong enough (if she's big enough to try box me, she's big enough to carry a mop). I find parents selective memory quite funny.

[Ella]

oh and if my mum calls me - as old as I am, I HAVE to get up and go to her. I can't just answer her and jam until she says something.

[Grafter]

ive never not gone straight to my mum when she called me tbh

an it used to be if u said yes, she would be like yes what, then you say yes mum

[imhim]

1) TV Being Loud

2) Buying Clothes

3) Changing Cars (And Not Informing Anyone)

4) Coming Back Home From Uni, And Doing Absolutely Nothing For Days On End

5) Making Sure I wash up my stuff after I use

6) Tidy my area

7) Where I get my money from

8) Opening the fridge... taking something out... leaving the fridge door open (While consuming liquids or foods)

& More

[kurious]

lol at me tryna reverse the ting

'MUM'

....

'MUUUM'

....

'MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM'

'WHAT'

'COME HERE PLEASE'

................

[BATTY BOY BUM BANDIT]

Had some fat argument once and my mum punched me (Never done that before or since)..

And after she done it I told her to f*ck off, and then she said 'How dare you tell me to f*ck off', goes off crying and didnt speak to me for 5 days.

How can she punch though?

[Black Ant]

sh*t

0800 1111

[Grafter]

loool

i cant count how many times i been sparked in the jaw

[Skenghis Khan]

lol, only ever got clapped by the old man, lol at him doing that now. altho i remember seeing grandad jump out a wheelchair and put my dad flat, gramps boxed tho.

[Trim]

lol @ some of the stuff in here tho, f*ck*ng hell

how you gonna punch your child

[Frank.]

loool

i cant count how many times i been sparked in the jaw

What your saying your mum has hit you full force with a clenched fist on the jaw???

[Michel Kane]

Lol @ sending my Mum to a home. TBH, it's something I won't have to worry about for another 30-35 years but when the time comes, she's going back to Africa anyway...

[Necksta]

lol @ some of the stuff in here tho, f*ck*ng hell

how you gonna punch your child

lol at reading this whilst viewing ur sig.

my mum doesnt nag me about anything.

shes amazing.

[Nola D]

i think a lot of our mums jus got tired

push out the last child

an jus tired

leavin it down to the older siblings to put some discipline in, but by the time we are old enough to see the problem its too late

i really agree with this, my youngest sister needs hotbox tbh i see my mum is too tired to battle with her sometimes as well; so sometimes i need to step in.

[JGGB]

Lol @ sending my Mum to a home. TBH, it's something I won't have to worry about for another 30-35 years but when the time comes, she's going back to Africa anyway...

I might do the same when the time comes and we're not even from Africa (iJoke)

[R1.]

lol, only ever got clapped by the old man, lol at him doing that now. I'll wrap him up.

[Dubby]

lol @ the thought of "wrapping up" one's father

I don't think I'll beat my kids, might shake them up but not beat them

[kurious]

lol, only ever got clapped by the old man, lol at him doing that now. I'll wrap him up.

loool my cuz said he will catch his pops slipping when he is an old man

come home like 'yo my yout, u wash the dishes from morning?'

and just smash him with his own walking stick

everyone was creased then my other cuz was like, 'if we being realistic here uncle kay will roll up in the wheelchair as soon as night time hits and smother you in ur sleep'

every1 =

[Corrigan]

My dad has only given me 1 raw beatin

I remember in a moment of madness (I was like 11) I found my sisters diary

then proceeded 2 go through it and write sh*t like " today I sold my body" "wen I'm older I'm gunna b a prossie"

she snaked 2 my dad nd he gave me the ditlrtiest 1 bang to my ribs, nd then kicked me down the stairs