Anyone seen this ?

[Guest Triple XXX]

been there

how u gonna come all the way to mine, bringina f*ckin friend wen u know whats goin dwn n usin her as an excuse to not do sutin

i shoulda jus kicked out

bt tbh i gt a finger pie, i was like 15 so that was cool at the time i guess

dnt kno about hittin her up, but i see where this guy is comin frm, i woulda jus walked out in this day n age

[Hank Moody]

adverts jokes for all the wrong reasons,

but IRL i never wanna touch down on a chic that down wanna be touched

lack of enthusiasm is a no no

[Mr. Gayle]

LOL @ the comments online

http://thisisabuse.direct.gov.uk/Debate.aspx?id=1

The FAQs - http://thisisabuse.direct.gov.uk/FAQ.aspx

Is it ok to hit my girlfriend if she has been flirting with other people?

My boyfriend is abusive, but at least I’ve got a boyfriend right?

[Bardissimo]

i'm crying with laughter

if brisco hadn't said the link was an extended version i would have been none the wiser

guy is a muddaf*cking goon

DV is no joke but this advert>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Mr. Gayle]

“My boyfriend hits me,For no reason,He thinks he is doing it for a laugh,like just messing about but it really hurts,he bruised my arms once i had to tell my mum my friends were nipping me for a laugh,he punched me in the stomach tonight,he calls me a bitch and a slapper ” Donna - 18/02/201

I love my boyfriend so much. I knew if i didn't that he'd leave me for someone much hotter. I think that's why i let him have sex with me anytime he wants. It's to show my love to him.

“I love my boyfriend, We've been in a relationship for several months now and i don't think i could live without him. He's told me that i'm ugly but the next minute he's sorry and he really loves me. He only acts like a jerk around his friends though always joking about round-house kicking me, but he's a sweet guy when we're alone together please help me.”

[Guest28]

he almost had it in the bag up to 37 seconds, then he just blew it

[Trilliam]

round house kicking lmao

these chicks are begging to be the next tombstone tory

[Guest Lemons]

“I love my boyfriend, We've been in a relationship for several months now and i don't think i could live without him. He's told me that i'm ugly but the next minute he's sorry and he really loves me. He only acts like a jerk around his friends though always joking about round-house kicking me, but he's a sweet guy when we're alone together please help me.”

CREASING SO HARD.

[Guest Triple XXX]

we may aswell all go on there n put up stories n pray it ends up in the metro or bbc news or sutin

[Lieutenant]

LOOOOOOOOOOL @ you're gonna have to put some work in now.. sick man!

/

I've used them cuddle bars before.

'Babes lets just have a naked cuddle'

[Guest Lemons]

LOOOOOOOOOOL @ you're gonna have to put some work in now.. sick man!

/

I've used them cuddle bars before.

'Babes lets just have a naked cuddle'

then a bit of neck kissing, later comes 'i will jus put the tip in'

always works we've all been there.

Lulz?

[Lieutenant]

Used that before or brush the clit.

Brush the clit and it's a wrap, promise.

[Guest Lemons]

I don't think I could ever use the words "I'll just put the tip in". I'd probably ROFL afterwards and bang go the chances of a beat.

[menace-II-society]

lmao @ i will just put the tip in

[Mr Invincible 49]

LOOOOOOOOOOL @ you're gonna have to put some work in now.. sick man!

/

I've used them cuddle bars before.

'Babes lets just have a naked cuddle'

then a bit of neck kissing, later comes 'i will jus put the tip in'

always works we've all been there.

Lulz?

use this technique in the future guranteed results

I can co-sign it def works...

Dem naked hugs always lead to sex....

"Give me a hug..."

"no a proper hug with legs as well"