SO Cheryl and ashley have split but..

[Dejan Savicevic]

His next ting better be more peng than Cheryl just to piss of the media when they try run them comparison articles. in the mean time He could beat Wayne Bridges sore ting as Terry has had to give up [bernie Mac Voice] the p*ssy [/benie mac voice]

yeah if the next ting he beat was piff then Cashley would be a general still. Would be sick if he beat 1 of girls aloud!

[MEIRELES.]

Wankshley Cole to marry some bruck up white hood chick who moulds her hair down with hardback gel making it a part of her cranium.

[Steven]

He will either be mixed race or it will be Peter Andre and they will be dubbed "the nations couple".

[Badman]

split but no divorce?

she will probably give him another chance

[JWP]

LOL @ not thinking Cheryl is racist from day.

The marriage was a sham to divert media attention away from her racist ways. She never intended to properly settle down with a non white. Said from day the dude that gets her up the duff will be white and I'm confident this is still the case.

She's got to where she needed to be. Pre Ashley Cole she was nothing...media couldnt really give two hoots about her, just another face in a girl band. She married a rich footballer...led the wag lifestyle...rose her popularity while cancelling out her racist tag and became the nation's sweet heart. She was itching to divorce him for ages but the time was not right. If she had divorced earlier she would never have become a judge on X factor...gone on to achieve number 1 single, album? and duet with dude from Black Eyed Peas. She now has the nation at her feet and is rumoured to be a judge in X factor when it goes State side and is now aiming to conquer bigger land and work her way to grammys and world recognition. It's bait she's been mashing other dudes on the sly but is much better at concealing this.

She probably had this Michael Scofield type tattoo blueprint pinned up on her bedroom wall the moment she got home after smacking up the Nigerian lady in the club.

[Vtec]

Wankshley Cole to marry some bruck up white hood chick who moulds her hair down with hardback gel making it a part of her cranium.

LOL

[Afroman]

Not an ashley fan but, I think the general public envy this guy still. The fact hes black , wifing uk's no1 pin up girl and still cheating makes the likes of Thesun readers/ Pub dudes mad.. They never really liked the whole relationship from the jump off tbh..

LoL @ ssn tho..

[FANTA]

She's been banging Kieron Dyer.

[FANTA]

She's been banging Kieron Dyer

[Francis Coquelin]

LOL @ not thinking Cheryl is racist from day.

The marriage was a sham to divert media attention away from her racist ways. She never intended to properly settle down with a non white. Said from day the dude that gets her up the duff will be white and I'm confident this is still the case.

She's got to where she needed to be. Pre Ashley Cole she was nothing...media couldnt really give two hoots about her, just another face in a girl band. She married a rich footballer...led the wag lifestyle...rose her popularity while cancelling out her racist tag and became the nation's sweet heart. She was itching to divorce him for ages but the time was not right. If she had divorced earlier she would never have become a judge on X factor...gone on to achieve number 1 single, album? and duet with dude from Black Eyed Peas. She now has the nation at her feet and is rumoured to be a judge in X factor when it goes State side and is now aiming to conquer bigger land and work her way to grammys and world recognition. It's bait she's been mashing other dudes on the sly but is much better at concealing this.

She probably had this Michael Scofield type tattoo blueprint pinned up on her bedroom wall the moment she got home after smacking up the Nigerian lady in the club.

Lol @ actually believing this.

[Necksta]

Dyer was beating her before she become famous.

[Grafter]

She probably had this Michael Scofield type tattoo blueprint pinned up on her bedroom wall the moment she got home after smacking up the Nigerian lady in the club.

:lol:

[JWP]

LOL @ not thinking Cheryl is racist from day.

The marriage was a sham to divert media attention away from her racist ways. She never intended to properly settle down with a non white. Said from day the dude that gets her up the duff will be white and I'm confident this is still the case.

She's got to where she needed to be. Pre Ashley Cole she was nothing...media couldnt really give two hoots about her, just another face in a girl band. She married a rich footballer...led the wag lifestyle...rose her popularity while cancelling out her racist tag and became the nation's sweet heart. She was itching to divorce him for ages but the time was not right. If she had divorced earlier she would never have become a judge on X factor...gone on to achieve number 1 single, album? and duet with dude from Black Eyed Peas. She now has the nation at her feet and is rumoured to be a judge in X factor when it goes State side and is now aiming to conquer bigger land and work her way to grammys and world recognition. It's bait she's been mashing other dudes on the sly but is much better at concealing this.

She probably had this Michael Scofield type tattoo blueprint pinned up on her bedroom wall the moment she got home after smacking up the Nigerian lady in the club.

Lol @ actually believing this.

What's wrong with the theory?

[TF S4DK]

To be honest she's always been on light skin anyway.

One of two things will happen, if they divorce and she stays in this country it will be any guy dancer who will be any puppy that doesnt have the balls to cheat, if she goes US she'll risk it all over again with a light US sportsman - who's p will sh*t on Cashley's life.

[Skola]

He will either be mixed race or it will be Peter Andre and they will be dubbed "the nations couple".

[gemma]

everyone knows that cheryl and ashleys 'relationship' was just a business transaction

and it worked

she's a lot f*ckin richer because of it

solo album, l'oreal deal, other sponsorships, and she cant sing for sh*t

now she's gonna take half of his money (they didnt havent a pre-nup apparently) and laugh all the way to the f*ckin bank

get her a rich white man and be set for life

i cant even hate on her game

[Mr. Gayle]

She dealt with Dyer and that Haydon from Ulitmate Kaos, she likes her mix breed guys

[DRC]

everyone knows that cheryl and ashleys 'relationship' was just a business transaction

and it worked

she's a lot f*ckin richer because of it

solo album, l'oreal deal, other sponsorships, and she cant sing for sh*t

now she's gonna take half of his money (they didnt havent a pre-nup apparently) and laugh all the way to the f*ckin bank

get her a rich white man and be set for life

i cant even hate on her game

lol smashed it

[VENOM]

i cant even hate on cherly. if these black footballers dont see that they're jus being used as tools

even though the white pple falling over them hate their kind deep down.

cheryl's mum and friends planned this for her from day dot

let the stupid remain stupid *spuds cheryl*

[Jodie]

f*ck cheryl.

The split now makes her look like the victim and get the whole nation to start kissin her feet.

Next minute you'll hear people calling ashley a 'black wog'...more likely my area bermondsey.

Let them footballers stay failing.

[RaiKkoNen]

*Attempts to give a sh*t*

*Fails*

*Leaves*

[The Somalian]

if that happens man with her and her new man casley would have to do an oj and kill her and her man

after he stars in a james bond spoof with harry hill

he gets of the charge but he will be found guilty 12 years later at snaresbrook crown court

for stealing at gun point his chapions league LOSERS medal and Chapionship medals

and there you have it Cashley's future

[Michel Kane]

Don't really see Cheryl Tweedy marrying Ashley Cole as an upgrade TBH. He isn't/wasn't exactly a household name-style football player like Beckham/Rooney.

Coleen Rooney, THAT's an upgrade for a woman. If Theo Walcott's ting was loose with it, she'd upgrade.

I think Cheryl Cole was destined to attain this kind of profile regardless.

[spiderman]

LLMMMMAO at that being breaking news for sky sports

wtf is wrong with this country seriously

celebrities are like the modern version of deities in our society. its pathetic.

[Lieutenant]

f*ck cheryl.

The split now makes her look like the victim and get the whole nation to start kissin her feet.

Next minute you'll hear people calling ashley a 'black wog'...more likely my area bermondsey.

Let them footballers stay failing.

Did her husband not cheat on her countless times?