PICK YOUR NOSE

[Goddaz]

BRITISH scientists have revealed the latest crime fighting weapon - noses.

Authorities could soon be looking at people's hooters rather than their fingerprints to help work out their identity.

Researchers say by looking at the distance between the eyes and the shape of the nose tip they have identified six different types of snout - Roman, Greek, Nubian, Hawk, Snub and Turned-up.

Dr Adrian Evans, of the University of Bath, says: "Noses are easy to photograph and hard to conceal, so a system that recognises noses would work better with an uncooperative subject or for covert surveillance."

Hooters could even foil credit card fraud. Scientist Prof Melvyn Smith adds: "A system could be installed at a cashpoint that secretly analyses the face of the person typing in the PIN."

Here, face analysis expert Simon Brown, author of The Secrets Of Face Reading, reveals what your nose shape says about you

Turned-up

FAMOUS EXAMPLE: Marilyn Monroe

Cute ... Marilyn Monroe's turned-up nose

NOSE NOTES: Those with these types of cute, turned-up noses are mostly kind, optimistic and full of character.

They usually have nurturing personalities and like to provide love and support for their friends and family.

People with this nose type often have an endless enthusiasm for new things and experiences.

Often a sign of the sexually adventurous but at the same time a person with a turned-up nose usually takes well to marriage.

Hawk

Rebellious ... John Lennon and his hawk nose

FAMOUS EXAMPLE: John Lennon

NOSE NOTES: This type of person likes to carve their own path and rarely follows the crowd.

They do not need to seek out the approval of others and are usually fairly rebellious.

Out of the six type of nose personalities listed here they are the least likely to care about what others think of them.

People with this kind of nose are most happy when pursuing their own projects or goals.

Greek

Classic ... Nelson's Greek nose

FAMOUS EXAMPLE: Admiral Lord Nelson

NOSE NOTES: A classic straight shape, this nose suggests someone who is inspirational, yet functional, and a skilled organiser.

This is exactly the type of person you want to be around in a crisis.

They don't panic and start thinking logically about their next move.

They keep their emotions close to their chest and can be hard to fathom.

People with Greek noses are grafters, matter-of-fact and efficient.

Roman

Leader ... Abraham Lincoln had a Roman nose

FAMOUS EXAMPLE: Abraham Lincoln

NOSE NOTES: This strong, slightly hooked nose is characteristic of leaders.

It signals a strong personality but not an impulsive one.

People with this type of nose are carefully measured.

They don't rush into decisions and are very good at influencing others.

Often efficient organisers, they are good at rallying people to take action.

They are very rarely aggressive.

Passion and creativity ... Obama has a Nubian nose

Nubian

FAMOUS EXAMPLE: President Barack Obama

NOSE NOTES: This nose is long and wide at the base. It signals creativity and passion.

Those with nubian noses are always thinking of new ways to approach problems and are instigators of change.

They are open-minded, curious and expressive with their emotions.

As a result they tend to be very charismatic, with people naturally drawn to them.

Sometimes their emotions get the better of them and they flare up, but their natural charm helps them to make amends.

Snub

Snub ... Muhammad Ali's nose indicates a quick-witted person

FAMOUS EXAMPLE: Muhammad Ali

NOSE NOTES: This nose indicates someone who is quick-witted - both physically as well as mentally.

They can think fast and tend to be more streetwise than your average person.

They also react quickly to situations but sometimes can react too quickly, which may lead to aggression.

Chinese face readers believe snub-nosed people make attentive partners.

[BLACK VICTIM]

i wear my own nose

[Natalie]

Greek/ Roman

[Corrigan]

there are bare other nose types

such as the " Pub Man", "plastic surgery addict", "c*ck nose"

sh*t list tbh

[BLACK VICTIM]

thin pointy nose

kinked up bump nose

flared out nostril nose

overly large jew nose

[Natty]

they missed out ber like

shotgun/sawed off nose

[SPEAK NO EVIL]

pakistanis r pissed

[Queen Bee]

My nose isnt like any of these, its more like some kind of jew/ski slope hybrid thing, horrible

[Doug]

I preffer the snub tbh

[Grafter]

i wear my own nose

get me

my nose ain any a dem

/

what this article is sayin jus sounds like an unrealistic waste of time an energy

[Black Ant]

i got that obama snout....presidential

[djbmc]

dunno, mine's in a league of it's own tbh; a work of beauty that proves god exists.

[Necksta]

My nose isnt like any of these, its more like some kind of jew/ski slope hybrid thing, horrible

lmfao.

pissed for life.

[Queen Bee]

My nose isnt like any of these, its more like some kind of jew/ski slope hybrid thing, horrible

lmfao.

pissed for life.

lol i know, its the one thing i would change about myself above anything else, people usually say im overreacting and it looks fine...but i know what it is

[zlastboss]

My nose isnt like any of these, its more like some kind of jew/ski slope hybrid thing, horrible

strong self hate issues

[Queen Bee]

LOL nah im alright, just don't like my nose at all

[Guest Esquilax]

get a nose job?

[Grafter]

i was jus lookin at melb today, dno why she got a nose job tbh

[Guest WAVESURFER]

i was jus lookin at melb today, dno why she got a nose job tbh

She's one step ahead of the coppers, as usual.

[Queen Bee]

Don't agree with plastic surgery for vanity reasons, if someones been in a car crash or something and been left disfigured and wants to fix themselves thats fine, but when people do it just coz they dont like their jew nose or want bigger tits i don't agree with it at all

[JOHN DOE]

nigerians have the harshest of noses