Things that made you lol today

[easy.pee.zee]

what happened to that girl is bad

but i swear the media are making it sound like she was 12

its not her fault but she should of had more sense

Too too true

[O.Man]

I caught sight of a Shell oil truck on the other side of the road, so i proper slowed down and caught eye with the driver and gave him the ''Wanker'' signal.

I should've really pulled out infront of it and just stopped it from reaching it's destination. I don't think i lolled then but i'm lolling now lol. lo. l.

[gemma]

Was listening to the radio and on the news was the story about the 33 year old guy that pretended to be a teenage boy to meet some 17 year old girl from FB and then he kidnapped, raped and murdered her. Obviously this wasn't funny in the slightest but for some reason I cracked up when they said he lived in his car. Dunno if it was the absurdity of him living a fake FB life from his car or what but it tickled me.

Story is grim though and the guy deserves to die.

Can't believe you've just mentioned this. I know I'm going to hell but I seen this story on the news yesterday, I was on my laptop and watched the story out of the corner of my eye. When I fully focused on it and seen the pictures and stuff, I just couldn't stop laughing. My mum and sister were making it worst saying "this is sick" "blah blah blah" then they turned on me and said "it's not funny!" "you shouldn't be laughing at this." I was so ashamed I said I wasn't laughing at that, I was laughing at my laptop and left for the gym.

Had to get that off my chest.

i think it's the fact that she looks like she's got downs syndrome made it funny

[NO SUNSHINE]

I caught sight of a Shell oil truck on the other side of the road, so i proper slowed down and caught eye with the driver and gave him the ''Wanker'' signal.

I should've really pulled out infront of it and just stopped it from reaching it's destination. I don't think i lolled then but i'm lolling now lol. lo. l.

yeah some working class guy just tryna do a job to feed him family really represents everything that's wrong with multinational corporations and the oil industry

you sir, are the wanker.

[Guest TimeBomb]

I caught sight of a Shell oil truck on the other side of the road, so i proper slowed down and caught eye with the driver and gave him the ''Wanker'' signal.

I should've really pulled out infront of it and just stopped it from reaching it's destination. I don't think i lolled then but i'm lolling now lol. lo. l.

yeah some working class guy just tryna do a job to feed him family really represents everything that's wrong with multinational corporations and the oil industry

you sir, are the wanker.

this made me lol

[Trilliam]

no sunshine is the voice of the people

[Guest TimeBomb]

ive realised im lacking lols, need to seek more lols per day.

[Queen Bee]

ive realised im lacking lols, need to seek more lols per day.

Same, this thread had the potential to be depressing aswell when i realise ive not really laughed at anything for 2 days, just spent most of today walking round with a flared nostriled screwface

*heads over to venting topic*

[O.Man]

I caught sight of a Shell oil truck on the other side of the road, so i proper slowed down and caught eye with the driver and gave him the ''Wanker'' signal.

I should've really pulled out infront of it and just stopped it from reaching it's destination. I don't think i lolled then but i'm lolling now lol. lo. l.

yeah some working class guy just tryna do a job to feed him family really represents everything that's wrong with multinational corporations and the oil industry

you sir, are the wanker.

this made me lol

Me 2. lol i know. i still had to do it. He probably even knew why.

[BLACK VICTIM]

My housemate today referred to vip2 as " that black forum you go on"

hahaha russell >>>>>

[Necksta]

lmaooo

[charliechalk]

It made me lol that Briskit rained on my parade and locked my topic like that the fake guy.

[The Somalian]

lol the black forum

[BLACK VICTIM]

yeah i must have left vip2 open on his laptop a while ago and he said the topics are jokes on that black forum couldn't stop laughing

[FreeMason]

looool

after the dance!!!

[Necksta]

bruv, allow the beastiality.

what the f*ck man.

oi someone make me admin, this sh*t cant run for any longer.

[Trilliam]

oi someone make me admin, this sh*t cant run for any longer.

lmfao

[Necksta]

K mate.

Go back to commenting on male body building pictures saying sh*t like "you look good tony, keep it up" you f*ck*ng bender.

[O.Man]

BRB Gonna through up

seriously mods please get rid of that sh*t

please

[Sub_Zero]

Luckily pictures don't come up at work.

This made me laugh:

I went bowling last night for my mates birthday, it sounds proper juvenile but it was actually jokes. I have a tendency to waffle on but bare with me. I have a friend called Barney who looks like Barney the purple dinosaur, he's fat, a drug addict, lives in a house that looks like a crack den, has a genius level IQ and takes bowling way to seriously. He brought his own shiney shoes and three specialised bowling balls, think of that fat gothic bird from Gavin & Stacey.

When we actually got down to bowling there were four people in each lane, girls one side, boys the other and then about eight people watching who obviously thought they were too cool to bowl. Barney started bowling by spinning balls from the right hand side and constantly gettting strikes. Everyone was lapping it up, loving it. People were coming from different lanes to watch. He doesn't usually get to much attention so he loved every second of it.

The fateful moment came after getting two strikes, he said "I'm going to try something new, everyone watch" he grabbed his specialised ball flung his arm back and let go of his grip. The ball flew into the air but landed in the place where the balls come up. It actually looked really good but he was really embarrassed. Everyone was laughing at him, it was great. It was funny on one account because bowling is like the only thing he's good at he even messed that up and on another because he's a fat drug addict.

Without reading this back I know it's one of them moments where you have to be there.

[A Bit Better]

Luckily pictures don't come up at work.

This made me laugh:

I went bowling last night for my mates birthday, it sounds proper juvenile but it was actually jokes. I have a tendency to waffle on but bare with me. I have a friend called Barney who looks like Barney the purple dinosaur, he's fat, a drug addict, lives in a house that looks like a crack den, has a genius level IQ and takes bowling way to seriously. He brought his own shiney shoes and three specialised bowling balls, think of that fat gothic bird from Gavin & Stacey.

When we actually got down to bowling there were four people in each lane, girls one side, boys the other and then about eight people watching who obviously thought they were too cool to bowl. Barney started bowling by spinning balls from the right hand side and constantly gettting strikes. Everyone was lapping it up, loving it. People were coming from different lanes to watch. He doesn't usually get to much attention so he loved every second of it.

The fateful moment came after getting two strikes, he said "I'm going to try something new, everyone watch" he grabbed his specialised ball flung his arm back and let go of his grip. The ball flew into the air but landed in the place where the balls come up. It actually looked really good but he was really embarrassed. Everyone was laughing at him, it was great. It was funny on one account because bowling is like the only thing he's good at he even messed that up and on another because he's a fat drug addict.

Without reading this back I know it's one of them moments where you have to be there.

Lol glad you know.

[djbmc]

someone has scratched "i love mouth love" into the pub toilet door. i lol'd

[manuel]

Also sign related, On way to Uni this morning

and last night some guy haad a sneaky spliff in the toilets. He leaves. Little kid goes in cubicle. Boucner comes in banging on the door thinking it was the kid. Probably one of them you had to be there things.

[SwrdFshTrmBns]

in gym on cross trainer

glance across gym to see some guy (probably polish) full pelting it on the treadmill with full tracky on, hood pulled up to the eyes like man was on granny robbing training

[BLACK VICTIM]

happy shopper man just got beaten up by a fat man