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What is the funniest post you have read on vip2?


Corrigan

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Personally my fave would have 2 b ismooth's dramatic monologue

in which he details the day of young freshie at carnival, in actuality it could have been another installment of "osphia in London"

"mandem were badgin me"

" I was grindin on bare hoes"

"they were receptiveto good game"

All still make me crease just thinking about them

what is yours?

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laugh.gifwhat are these words?

who is this brazen floosie?

what are these violations he speaks of?

tbh this case is a perfect example of where red flags and failings were not noticed

its not to late for you to use her actions as reasonable cause to abuse her physically

If your listening L

pack up her sh*t

go over to her yard

ring the bell

when she comes to the door drop the bags and slap the sh*t out of her

your relationship is beyond being saved

but at least this way you'll feel like less of a prick

thats until you go home

your house is still dirty

your hungry

you open the electricity bill

its £378

you facepalm then decide its best to go to bed as you've got work in the morning

at which point the house phone rings

you answer

and a male voice on the line says whos that i got a missed call from this number 2 days ago

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laugh.gifwhat are these words?

who is this brazen floosie?

what are these violations he speaks of?

tbh this case is a perfect example of where red flags and failings were not noticed

its not to late for you to use her actions as reasonable cause to abuse her physically

If your listening L

pack up her sh*t

go over to her yard

ring the bell

when she comes to the door drop the bags and slap the sh*t out of her

your relationship is beyond being saved

but at least this way you'll feel like less of a prick

thats until you go home

your house is still dirty

your hungry

you open the electricity bill

its £378

you facepalm then decide its best to go to bed as you've got work in the morning

at which point the house phone rings

you answer

and a male voice on the line says whos that i got a missed call from this number 2 days ago

laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

This has to be one of the funniest posts in that entire topic. In fact, I'm going to read that topic right now.

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Guest Lisa Turtle

Too many

But yeah socials 'brother that is not a leather jacket that is my back' post

SHET

That's the one that always comes to mind, but there have been several hiliarious posts on here, I just can't remember them.

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laugh.gifwhat are these words?

who is this brazen floosie?

what are these violations he speaks of?

tbh this case is a perfect example of where red flags and failings were not noticed

its not to late for you to use her actions as reasonable cause to abuse her physically

If your listening L

pack up her sh*t

go over to her yard

ring the bell

when she comes to the door drop the bags and slap the sh*t out of her

your relationship is beyond being saved

but at least this way you'll feel like less of a prick

thats until you go home

your house is still dirty

your hungry

you open the electricity bill

its £378

you facepalm then decide its best to go to bed as you've got work in the morning

at which point the house phone rings

you answer

and a male voice on the line says whos that i got a missed call from this number 2 days ago

laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

LOOOL

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LOL

Wreckzy should machete your black boat

Diagnosis: Allergic to sex

Some bars scorppz dropped about how he was in the army and his face got burned n they called him scorch. argh I can't remember the whole ting but I would randomly start benning when i thought of it

CUZ!<----------thats my most recent fav

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ahh one post by p brisco cipher must of put in his sig

jodie must of said sumthin about brisco being short

and then he must of said sum long ting and ended it with "f*ck*ng bitch"

beg sumone up it again, was crackin up about it for time

tbh there've been others i just can't remember them

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