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What is the funniest post you have read on vip2?


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That leeds guy post about approaching girls in a rave for a dance followed by irons picture of tango/salsa dancin had me crying

Afromans 'her sassy attitude makes me wanna yak her'

The pic of flat eric firmsing himself in his suit where sum1 said 'spud urself'.

The pic of flat eric and the ol pastor wahalala wearin suit

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"face looked like it had been drawn on msn paint"

" facial structure of an omelette "

"doggying that would be like beating ryu with ken last level with nothing but dragon punches and not holding a single bang"

heiroglyphic with the red TNs had me crackin

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most of flat erics, radios, socials, scorpz, dinks, mgs posts

Also one thing face off said to Dstructo

Dstructo basically said how he was beating his chick and there was BARE blood, then posted up a pic of the vest he was wearing at the time, with some big blood stain down the middle

face off comes in and says something like

fam what are you doing if you are going to post pics might aswell post all of them

x1iog6.jpg

was :rofl: ing

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PMSL @ all these sh*t examples

RWD >>

ttkk

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One of the very few that had me creased..

how u bringing rape n burning kids with cigerettes into this is stupid, what has that got to do with anything, wayyy off the truth tbh so giv up tryna suss my life out yh

nah yr them baby p killer types for sure

the ones that relish the chaos they are able to create on earth,in a bid to get noticed,because you hate the fact yr parents tried to raise you with rules

having a 'hectic,dramatic lifestyle' is,you imagine,equivalent to wat the life of a career woman must be like

you are beverly allit and you are the boys that killed jamie bulger tbh

but you think you are sexy spice

you are the poster child of armageddon and i am not referring to liv tyler

you are a wilfull psycopath and due to the destruction in yr own life,you are turned on by creating further destruction

this is the profile of a paedophile

you are a serial killer and someone needs to stop you

i have traced yr i.p and are sending two armed units to yr house

have a nice day

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The thing Mad Vybez said to some girl who'd just joined the forum that started off something like "My friends call me the fallen angel" was f*ck*ng hilarious.

If someone can find that post agin, I'd appreciate it, cause I'm not doing it justice.

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c/s all the props for Social. Funniest VIPer by miles.

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puttin on a dom is ALWAYS a moment killer.

every single time

not only a moment killer, but it gives sloshes time to think before they do the act

in which time they might decided tht they shudnt do it.

my story, not really a ruined moment ting but yh

was at this chicks yard in kings cross

she's makin food, gas cuts out. she calls the gasman, he says he'll be there in a hour

so we go to her aunty's bedroom n watsch a dvd

fast forward like 30 minutes, she's just in a bra. im on top of her fingerin her

whateva whateva

i take out arbok, she's ready. talkin about ''dont tell anoyne at college about this''

then i feel a sensayshun. i need to pee, really bad if i didnt go to pee i would of released inside her

so i run downstairs, struggle to piss with a bonar

run back upstairs with my d*ck out dom in 1 hand

my girl had all her clothes back on + her jacket + her creps

:/

im LIKE WTF B

''the gasman is coming, i had to put my clothes on''

:clueless:

i got my nut ( she bashed me off) but i was still f*ck*ng pissed

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