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People need to stop saying this,

'i was like wot? and then she was like nah and it was like urr'

someone actually said that sentence on the bus today.

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I WAS LIKE......

GOOD GRACIOUS,

ASS IS BODACIOUS

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someone get bmx a cookie

please stop handing out cookies like some sort of girl scout

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init, cookies r moist.

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But C/S this, was on the tube and 2 teen girls were yapping about garbage piss all the time, literally that "And she was like omfg you called her a bitch and he was like SO over it etc etc"

Taking Notting Hill Gate for f*ck*ng Santa Monica, ffs

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someone get bmx a cookie

Stop saying this, it's not funny.

*waits for "someone get wavesurfer a cookie"*

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someone get bmx a cookie

Stop saying this, it's not funny.

*waits for "someone get wavesurfer a cookie"*

Already got your sister one, still

shoulder-cookie.jpg

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someone get bmx a cookie

please stop handing out cookies like some sort of girl scout

its his new catchphrase.

bate freshie

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someone get bmx a cookie

Stop saying this, it's not funny.

*waits for "someone get wavesurfer a cookie"*

Already got your sister one, still

shoulder-cookie.jpg

I don't get it.

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But C/S this, was on the tube and 2 teen girls were yapping about garbage piss all the time, literally that "And she was like omfg you called her a bitch and he was like SO over it etc etc"

Taking Notting Hill Gate for f*ck*ng Santa Monica, ffs

this was 2 dudes, the full convo was:

"i was like wot? and then she was like nah and it was like urr, i shagged her for two hours tho"

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someone get bmx a cookie

Stop saying this, it's not funny.

*waits for "someone get wavesurfer a cookie"*

Already got your sister one, still

shoulder-cookie.jpg

I don't get it.

I'm saying I delivered your sister a cookie and placed it on her shoulder, but as you can see, her immense amounts of cheek fat and general waste stop her from obtaining it.

Capiché?

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That's not my sister though. I don't know who that is.

You didn't think that joke through properly.

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I'm sorry that I don't f*ck*ng draft my jokes in Microsoft Word before I post them, Wavesurfer.

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this is the worst thread i've read, on this forum, within the hour, HANDS DOWN!

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I blame brisco for this "I don't understand" business.

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I'm sorry that I don't f*ck*ng draft my jokes in Microsoft Word before I post them, Wavesurfer.

Calm down, little fella.

Apology accepted.

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I'm sorry that I don't f*ck*ng draft my jokes in Microsoft Word before I post them, Wavesurfer.

Calm down, little fella.

Apology accepted.

You're not Brisco, take the vest off

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i was like babes

what's really good

come and get down

with a boy from the hood

she was like no

i don't wanna go

you're an M C

you don't make no dough

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MUM ASKED WHY IM SMOKING DRUGS

I WAS LIKE

CUZ

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