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you know your a ghanaian when you have the net 'sponge' in your bathroom

you know your a student when youve thought f*ck the lecture its gonna be on the internet anyway

you know your black when you go to a relatives party and all the drinks are either fantas,coke,ginger beer and supermalt

you know your a vip2er when its the first page you load up when you open ur lappy

you know you special k when some idiot tries to derail the thread with a tranny jab

HIT ME

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You know you're a scouser when all anybody does to you in an argument out of town is "Calm down calm down" or "ay ay ay ay"

You know you're a scouser when beef/lamb/mutton stew isn't stew, it's Scouse

You know you're a scouser when Police are pigs, bizzies or the 5-0

You know you're a scouser when the word boss means good

You know you're a scouser when there are only two football teams in Liverpool

You know you're a scouser when you know all the words to YNWA even if you don't support Liverpool

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when u take a sh*t n realise theres no tissue

wen in a public place like a bus or tube n u feel a dirty sneeze comin n u have no tissue

u shut the door jus as it closes u realise u left ur fone n keys inside

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when u take a sh*t n realise theres no tissue

can be the saddest feeling known to man

c/s

Almost as bad as getting head off a Muslim chick, then lifting her veil to discover 'she' is actually a man.

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when u take a sh*t n realise theres no tissue

can be the saddest feeling known to man

c/s

Almost as bad as getting head off a Muslim chick, then lifting her veil to discover 'she' is actually a man.

ffs leave me be

Sorry mate, but you put that one on a plate for me.

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You know you're in Liverpool when some homeless dude is sitting out Lewis' attempting to busk and failing badly at it.

You know you're in Liverpool when freshies are sitting outside StJohns watching the massive screen like it's their living room.

You know you're in Liverpool when the pigeons outnumber the people.

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You know you're in Liverpool when some homeless dude is sitting out Lewis' attempting to busk and failing badly at it.

You know you're in Liverpool when freshies are sitting out StJohns watching the massive screen like it's their living room.

You know you're in Liverpool when the pigeons outnumber the people.

:lol: :lol:

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Haven't read past the first one. Still chuckling. The amount of non-Ghanaians that complain when I call that thing a sponge.

my nigerian housemate had one a dese

for months didn't kno what it was then he said something about i hope he didnt use my sponge

:/ ...jus one a dem ones really

obviously isnt a sponge

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