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Joslyn James Releases Text Messages Reportedly From Tiger Woods

Joslyn James – one of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses – today launched a website featuring all the texts she claims the golfer sent her.

The website www.sextingjoslynjames.com carried a warning about its explicit content, as the SMS messages, allegedly sent by Tiger to Joslyn, are littered with swear words and sexual content.

An iPhone-style display allows readers to scroll through three months of messages. The first message, sent on 30 July 2009, is innocent, just saying: “Heading back from the course now.”

Another message 15 minutes later reads: “I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you.”

Joslyn James, a former porn star also known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels, said she had a three-year romantic relationship during which he sent her over 1,000 text messages and saw her several times each month. James called Tiger Wood's public apology a 'staged public relations stunt' and said she was in love with Tiger and he told her he was in love with her too.

James also claims that she became pregnant twice during her relationship with Tiger Woods, although she never told him. One pregnancy was miscarried and the other she aborted.

Sextingjoslynjames may be her method of revenge against Tiger now that he is trying to get his career back on track by taking part in the Masters, but there has been no formal statement on the matter.

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Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:

Heading back from the course now.

Tiger:Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009:

How close are you

Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:

I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i

Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:

n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you

Tiger:Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:

Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.

Tiger:Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009:

Just let me know when you are headed down

Tiger:Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009:

What time is car picking you up tomorrow

Tiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009:

Yes

Tiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009:

Did you get lost. Door is open

Tiger:Sent: 02:16 PM 07/31/2009:

What time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get back

Tiger:Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009:

Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after

Tiger:Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:

Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:)

Tiger:Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009:

Hurry:)

Tiger:Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009:

I'm glad you came out

Tiger:Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009:

Awesome baby. Be Safe

Tiger:Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009:

Thank you sexy

Tiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009:

In ohio playing

Tiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009:

I told you im playing these two weeks

Tiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009:

In about a month

Tiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009:

Maybe sooner. Can't talk now. Will text when i can

Tiger:Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009:

Me to

Tiger:Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009:

I hope not. So you have been with others huh since

Tiger:Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009:

I hope so

Tiger:Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009:

Not a bad thing thinking about me

Tiger:Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009:

I totally agree

Tiger:Sent: 11:03 PM 08/23/2009:

In conn

Tiger:Sent: 11:07 PM 03/23/2009:

Ditto

Tiger:Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009:

I like when you do that to me

Tiger:Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009:

Ditto sexy

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:

I want to be deep inside you

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009:

Maybe in two weeks in chicago

Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:

I need that so bad

Tiger:Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:

Now:)

Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:

Me to. I would wear you out

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:

I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:

In a week. I will try to wear you out

Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:

After i cum you better start sucking my c*ck to get it hard

Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:

Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:

You didnt answer the question

Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:

Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:

Does that excite you at all or no

Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:

God girl. You better want to take care of me

Tiger:Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009:

You do. Need more of it

Tiger:Sent: 03:59 PM 08/29/2009:

of you

Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:

I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:

Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my c*ck in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:

You are my f*ck*ng whore

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:

Hold you down while i choke you and f*ck that ass that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:

Then im going to tell you to shut the f*ck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:

Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:

Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine

Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009:

Whatever else turns you on

Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009:

You tell me what you like

Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:

You are. Always will be. Don't trust people

Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:

But you still have not told me what turns you on

Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:

I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp

Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:

I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around

Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:

For years. And punish you for not seeing me more

Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:

I want you to beg for my c*ck. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth

Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:

We will see how bad you want me

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:

Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and f*ck you till mercy

Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:

Was playing sexy

Tiger:Sent: 04:17 AM 09/04/2009:

Maybe you can fly out to chicage on monday night and leave early wed

Tiger:Sent: 04:23 AM 09/04/2009:

I land at 930 or 10 monday night

Tiger:Sent: 11:57 AM 09/04/2009:

Great. What time so you land

Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 09/04/2009:

I land at the earliest at 8 and the latest will be 10

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 09/04/2009:

Midway

Tiger:Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009:

I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land again

Tiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009:

You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523. Phone 630 990 5800

Tiger:Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009:

Did you get my text with all the info

Tiger:Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009:

I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in boston

Tiger:Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009:

I have to check in to get the room

Tiger:Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009:

I should get there before you anyways

Tiger:Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009:

In about 3 hours

Tiger:Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009:

I will be there before you for sure

Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009:

You just make sure you take care of me when you get here

Tiger:Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009:

Great

Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009:

Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat

Tiger:Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009:

I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep early

Tiger:Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009:

How close are you

Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:

What do you want to eat

Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:

Anything simple

Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:

No turkey unless it's a club sandwich

Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009:

How close

Tiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009:

Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.

Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009:

Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here

Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:

Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears

Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:

Are you close to being ready

Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:

Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now

Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:

There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful

Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:

Room358

Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009:

Make it ok

Tiger:Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009:

Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy

Tiger:Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009:

Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard of

Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009:

So when can i have that ass again

Tiger:Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009:

I will be back in a couple hours

Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009:

I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go:)

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:

Just morbid curiosity

Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:

Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:

Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Maybe

Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:

I will be over in 10mins

Tiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009:

Why dont you come over here now instead

Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009:

Enter thru room 360. Its next door

Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009:

Hurry so i come in that ass

Tiger:Sent: 03:54 PM 09/08/2009:

Let me know when you leave your room

Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009:

You felt amazing to baby. How much was your flight by the way

Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:

Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight

Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:

Parent hood melt down:)

Tiger:Sent: 08:01 PM 09/08/2009:

How much was your flight

Tiger:Sent: 05:03 AM 09/09/2009:

sh*t i fell back to sleep. just woke up. I have to leave in about 15 mins. I tee off at 700

Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:

Great thing is we have a life time of this

Tiger:Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009:

I know that. Thats why i wont do that.

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:

Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:

k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:

fish bowl

Tiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009:

Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviously

Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009:

This has been a total sh*t trip. Im sorry i f*cked up last night. And this sh*t. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.

Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:

Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything

Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:

I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:

Don't f*ck*ng talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, f*ck

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lol at the hotel rooms ting

:/ at golden shower leave them tings to lance and his boys

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Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:

Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my c*** in your ass and then shove it down your throat

:lol: legend.

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I always knew Tiger Woods was a nigga deep deep deep down

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pmsl

went into beast-mode out of nowhere

patrick bateman school of texting

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:

Just morbid curiosity

lmfao

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Lmfao guy obviously never had the time to build game.

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I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

LMFAO

wot

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Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:

I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp

AHAHAAA

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Lmfao guy obviously never had the time to build game.

she is a pornography actress and he is a millionaire superstar

wats he going to need game for,man can just putt in off the green

hope men can learn from this though

its time to stop texting these hoes

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some neek.

"i wanna f*** you till youre sore"

"just playing"

anyway, i dont really believe this bs tbh honest

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Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:

Does that excite you at all or no

lmaoo dem yr 7 msn questions

+

Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:

I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around

boolll

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:

Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and f*ck you till mercy

Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:

Was playing sexy

pmsll dem back tracks when u cross the line

tiger wood >>>>>>

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i want the to know whats behind the story of him switching on her.

Afki I think they are genuine

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Texting you know lol. Building up evidence. Phonecalls>>>

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i really dnt kno why cheaters bother with texts

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it's all true

for some reason tiger was dumb enough to phone these random whores, leave them voicemails, send emails and cum inside them RAW lol

these texts just give me too much joke though

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gotta feel sorry for tigers mrs though

he didnt treat her the fairway

you could say hes parred the birdie

but i heard the reason all this started was tiger one day picked up a copy of club international and he got a different kind of wood

but wat do you lot reckon

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Like phonecalls can't be recorded then it's even baiter.

He's big

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c/s the anti text talk

shuda watched the wire

face to face >>>>

msn = printscreens

calls = recorded

txts = saved

emails = printed

etc

never saw any bitches going to mcnulty bout marlow or avon

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man should of used messenger pigeon which sends letters that can dicindigrate (*sp) after 7 days he has the money tbh

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Guy is lost.

She is f*ck*ng anchored.

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He used texts cos he was more scared of being seen with her than her exposing him. Bait man thought he if stayed charming them, he'd never get exposed and real talk is it seemed like he would've.

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"Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and f*ck you till mercy"

lol @ charming

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dont care about this guy any more tbh

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LMAO

[Denzel]My Nigga[Denzel]

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These comments are just down right misogynistic and disrespectful imo

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