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Branneries {sp or whatever its called ) - Croydon

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has anyone else had the unfortunate trip of going here ?

i can honestly say its the weirdest club i think ive ever been to, 1st of all the girls toilets door is not allowed to be shut, whats that about ? we shut it and then the guy shouted ' rules and regulations ' ?..The carpet inside the place, i mean blue cheaponasty 1980's looking carpet ? i remember sitting down looking at this carpet thinking who chose this sh*t.

the bouncers are a bit to friendly also, music was sh*t imo , i think i danced to one track, wasnt really my type of muisc. full of desperate guys as well,, one guy tellin me he loves to lick p*ssy. i was thinkin WTF calm down . thought the club was sh*t tbh. defo not worth £8quid entry.

is that place just the afterclub or something ? we went there once yates shut ( never been to a yates so lively before , music was decent though )

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your first mistake was having a night out in croydon

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it was a rather strange night i must admit

was like a multicultural episode of shameless.

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nah not over thirty, not even over 25

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lol

even people from croydon don't willingly go out for a night in there

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I let a choice fm advert fool me into thinking this is the spot

decisions there

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croydon was actually really busy on saturday night

back there on the 10th but going out in central instead. even though my friend is saying we do both, rather just go central tbh.

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I let a choice fm advert fool me into thinking this is the spot

decisions there

lol nah

it was about 3 or half 3, i thought we was going to vintage ?, but then my friend said we going such and such instead, i didnt know what to expect really. just went along with her judgement, seeing as she is from there.

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them

I let a choice fm advert fool me into thinking this is the spot

decisions there

:lol: :lol:

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them

I let a choice fm advert fool me into thinking this is the spot

decisions there

lol nah

it was about 3 or half 3, i thought we was going to vintage ?, but then my friend said we going such and such instead, i didnt know what to expect really. just went along with her judgement, seeing as she is from there.

she mocked

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I let a choice fm advert fool me into thinking this is the spot

decisions there

i never been but them adverts used make me want to go back when i was 10

sounded like the coolest place to be

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LOL @ "Branneries"

In all my yrs in croydon I have not set foot in graneries and never will.

The place has been there for yrrrssss though, frm when my parents were yung bucks.

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WTF

you was in a croydon an you couldnt holla at a g

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I remember my bredrin telling me about Granneries. If this is what it is actually like he got gassed by someone because me, him and his cousin were going to go one time but eded up jamming in the ends. Them lucky shaves there.

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Rememeber going there once.

Never have I seen white suits, dreads & weed so in sync.

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lol at lulu slippin holla at me next time luv

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Come rainforest Cafe on a Saturday. I been seeing alot of girls there every week recently. I'll get you all in guestlist

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I swear you don't like women unless some they're taking part in some sort of despicable sexual antics

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damn didn't know grannies is still open lol

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Lol i remember when i first moved to Croydon i went on a night out with some people from work, and i was like 'oh i really want to go there' and they all just point blank refused to step foot in there.....

and took me to Escapade instead :/

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Lol at going croyden remember when I was promoting the vip2 rave went down mixing records to drop of flyers and decided to stay in croyden rest of the night met up with some hard face dirty sket from pro file pic (never had that opnion then of her but facebook hotted her up actually I might text her a shag for all times sake swear she must be 33 now look at me waffling along back to topic) When she kissed me (yes she went to kiss me I did not want) I felt vomit come up my throat. Her bredrin was alright still another blatent sket. Had bare drunk crystal palace fans chatting sh*t and singing racist songs about Turkish people.

Bognar Regis>>>>Croyden

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