Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0
Captain Planet

Things your parents do/did because/when they were fresh...

56 posts in this topic

Dad referring to clothes as dross.

"Go iron your dross"

Calling his wallet his purse, (had no dad so I guess that's why).

Mum thinking boxers are meant to be worn over briefs.

The Undertaker was evil.

Yours?

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My aunt constantly mixes up genders. Referring to my male cousin "And I took her from them and I told her don't touch my baby! And I didn't take her there again."

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Nothing.

If my mum writes a letter she always puts 'England' in it though, like this:

25, VIP2 Court

London

England

N1 1AA

It irks me.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

oh dear :( I am cursed

dad acts like it was yesterday that he just arrived from the boat

freshness is a lot

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

my aunt calls Film Flim

heard my uncle tell his son to go and bring his knicker out from the washing machine

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

lol i read the topic title and creased.

good topic chale

ill be back

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Crips = Crisps....

KMT

thought that was just a retard thing

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

boxers = knicker

vest = singlet

gender mixups

when i take/give something with my left hand my mum gets angry

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Left hand talk was funny, always made reference to white people aswell

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The letter 'H' has to be put in front of all words that begin with a vowel...

So Enfield will become 'Henfield'

And words that begin with a 'H' gets the letter removed.

So help becomes 'elp'.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Crips = Crisps....

KMT

not to there face i hope

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The letter 'H' has to be put in front of all words that begin with a vowel...

So Enfield will become 'Henfield'

And words that begin with a 'H' gets the letter removed.

So help becomes 'elp'.

my parents do this

singlet as well - so irritating

and the left hand thing is a massive issue, lucky i'm right handed, my best friend used to get ripped all the time.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Mum done too many things to mention tbh

Paps too but that could also be because hes from up north

northerners/freshies pretty much the same

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

das always asks me hows school

sounds kinda weird calling uni school imo

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

boxers = knicker

vest = singlet

sdfsf

dfs

fd

sf

ds

THESE ONES. JESUS CHRIST.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Crips = Crisps....

KMT

thought that was just a retard thing

:lol:

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

das always asks me hows school

sounds kinda weird calling uni school imo

i jus call it school when im talkin to freshies

all my family abroad call it school, when u say uni or university, they dont get it right away specially over the phone

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The letter 'H' has to be put in front of all words that begin with a vowel...

So Enfield will become 'Henfield'

And words that begin with a 'H' gets the letter removed.

So help becomes 'elp'.

lol

i have heard someone refer to a peugeot as a "purjoot" (as in rhyming with pursuit).. lol i was cracking up

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Not my parents but I remember one time at church a member was doing a pa (basically) of a song from his new album, he then breaks out into some corny rap verse, all I hear from Dami's (Muffinman to some of you, r.i.p.) aunt is

"Damilola so this is the kind of music you like oh"

was creasing

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0