The self retardation thread

[Supernova]

Wanted some ice water...

opened the fridge thinkn wheres the ice

[Mr. Gayle]

lol @ warm milk cereal. Wtf.

Have you tried it?

Certain cereals only taste nice with warm milk

Yuck @ ever having cold weetabix, shreddies, all bran or shredded wheat

[Guest Esquilax]

Any whites eat cereal with warm milk? Cuz I've never heard of that

[BLACK VICTIM]

every cereal gets get milk on it, that way you can flatten it down n pour more cereal on it (no fat eric)

was using a scalpel to slice up a 2ltr coke bottle n it went straight through my calf, one deep cut could tell it would start bleeding but at first it was one deep dark gash n i took bare pics on my phone, didnt go hospital for stitches (bawse) n it healed badly there was a long ravine in my calf and i took more pics, like that thread where people hate holey porous looking things like bcg scars, i love that stuff

smashed a glass in kitchen and was too lazy to clean it up, later that day i walked in it, serves me right really

was wanking one time on the sofa (rookie mistake) n fell asleep with my c*ck out, woke up to my mum watching tv and wanting the ground to swallow me up

[Guest Esquilax]

every cereal gets get milk on it, that way you can flatten it down n pour more cereal on it (no fat eric)

was using a scalpel to slice up a 2ltr coke bottle n it went straight through my calf, one deep cut could tell it would start bleeding but at first it was one deep dark gash n i took bare pics on my phone, didnt go hospital for stitches (bawse) n it healed badly there was a long ravine in my calf and i took more pics, like that thread where people hate holey porous looking things like bcg scars, i love that stuff

smashed a glass in kitchen and was too lazy to clean it up, later that day i walked in it, serves me right really

was wanking one time on the sofa (rookie mistake) n fell asleep with my c*ck out, woke up to my mum watching tv and wanting the ground to swallow me up

... Was she just sat there with your semi flaccid piece hanging out?

[BLACK VICTIM]

no she was on a diff chair, so embarrassing tho

like the first time she found a bottle of piss in my room n discovered my deviant addiction

[Guest Esquilax]

But what I'm saying is, did she walk into the room seeing you in that state and not say anything? Or did she wake you up

[BLACK VICTIM]

no she didnt wake up me

"oh excuse me radio your d*ck is hanging out, better go up to bed"

[Guest Esquilax]

I dunno what's more worrying, not waking you up or your mum calling you Radio

[KayGee]

[Michel Kane]

Supposed to go Salou on Sunday, uni Sports Tour.

Lost my passport. Haven't seen it since last summer.

Had I just prepared in time, could have at least done the 1-week fast track service.

I'm fucing pissed.

[Captain Planet]

[Seydou]

lol @ warm milk cereal. Wtf.

Have you tried it?

Naah. Not looking to either.

[Guest Fat Eric]

she probably didnt even notice it

pmsl

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not a retard thus i do not do retarded things

[Guest TimeBomb]

radios story was a bit disturbing.

[Grafter]

I done the knife to the toaster, i also put a spoon in the microwave.

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The only day i held a plastic cup (party cups) between my teeth as i had my hands full.. i forgot and tried to throw my head back to get my hair out of my face.

Ended up with a pretty wet face and hair, that was embarrassing.

[Skola]

pmsl @ the radio story

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we have a regular eletric kettle

i shout to my sister "do you smell burning?!?!?"

walk into the kitchen

the part metal, part plastic, eletric kettle

is sitting on a gas hob

melting away

[Guest Lemons]

LOL @ FALLING ASLEEP WANKING. WTF BRO.

[BLACK VICTIM]

was after wank, come on we've all been there after an exhausting quality wank, can not even be bothered to pull your boxers up, just collapse

[Guest Lemons]

sh*t. So you're mum is sitting there watching Eastenders & eating a cottage pie, whilst your lying on the couch next to her with your d*ck hanging out covered in your own cum?

That's a pretty grim picture bro.

[BLACK VICTIM]

i've lived a hard life

[Skenghis Khan]

pmsl radio is actually the dregs of society.

[BLACK VICTIM]

[Guest Esquilax]

Can you imagine being a parent, and walking in on one of your children crashed out on the sofa, covered in semen, piece exposed

And you just sigh to yourself, don't even wake him up, just stare at the TV holding back tears of anguish and disappointment

Allow going through hours of agonising labour to produce THAT

f*ck about

[BLACK VICTIM]

haha

nah i didnt have semen on me

n the way the chairs set out she wouldnt have been looking at me, and i had a duvet