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How many of you keep a bad bitch with you?

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My bitch is realer than 94% of you niggas and she is sexier than 100% of the bitches on here to.

A list of just a few of the things my bitch does for me.

  • She holds my guns for me
  • Stores cash in her parents yard for me
  • She reloads for me while I'm driving and trying to shoot back at the police chasing me
  • Just general realness

So how many of you keep a bad bitch with you? I suggest those of who don't have one you need to get one ASAP. They are slowly getting snatched up by all the real g's like myself and others.

I know that girl Lewis calls his "wifey" is really a bad bitch but he doesn't like to call her that because he has a lot of respect for her. I hope one day me and my bitch get to that stage but until then it's just me and my bitch.

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Bullet points ya know!

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Is this Jamal?

Lol @ pos'ing this fraud.

I saw him on the Jubilee Line & he looked raggedy.

And nervous.

Do I intimidate you nigga? Do I?

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f*ck yo' bitch.

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Motherf*ckers don't appreciate format?

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Someone confirm, this is Jamal right?

:lol:

This nigga looked down, when he met me. My luxurious baritone voice overwhelmed his soul & he felt emasculated.

FACT.

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thought this was mizchif

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Is this Jamal?

Lol @ pos'ing this fraud.

I saw him on the Jubilee Line & he looked raggedy.

And nervous.

Do I intimidate you nigga? Do I?

/

f*ck yo' bitch.

Nah I'm definetly not Jamal.

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f*ck my bitch? Lol

Who gave this strawberry refresher boned nigga confidence? My bitch will strip you off your confidence like VIP2 stripped your moderator controls.

Oh you jealous? Dont worry, in jail you would be one of them niggas bad bitches. Go commit a crime.

Someone confirm, this is Jamal right?

:lol:

This nigga looked down, when he met me. My luxurious baritone voice overwhelmed his soul & he felt emasculated.

FACT.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

LSLKSKASLOLLOLOL

Well done.

Pos'd

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Is this Jamal?

Lol @ pos'ing this fraud.

I saw him on the Jubilee Line & he looked raggedy.

And nervous.

Do I intimidate you nigga? Do I?

/

f*ck yo' bitch.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

man like mk giving me lols

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Is this Jamal?

Lol @ pos'ing this fraud.

I saw him on the Jubilee Line & he looked raggedy.

And nervous.

Do I intimidate you nigga? Do I?

/

f*ck yo' bitch.

Nah I'm definetly not Jamal.

/

f*ck my bitch? Lol

Who gave this strawberry refresher boned nigga confidence? My bitch will strip you off your confidence like VIP2 stripped your moderator controls.

Oh you jealous? Dont worry, in jail you would be one of them niggas bad bitches. Go commit a crime.

Someone confirm, this is Jamal right?

:lol:

This nigga looked down, when he met me. My luxurious baritone voice overwhelmed his soul & he felt emasculated.

FACT.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

LSLKSKASLOLLOLOL

Well done.

Pos'd

Bars

:rofl:

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who's got that pic malika used to have in her sig of some chick in lingerie, loading a revolver?

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all jokes aside mike why are you chatting sh*t about jamal like he wouldn't give you a chunky forearm and make you chill with the rats on the track

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Don't punch above your weight, house nigga.

Seckle.

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONTINUE!!!!!

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warm it up, kane

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Someone confirm, this is Jamal right?

:lol:

This nigga looked down, when he met me. My luxurious baritone voice overwhelmed his soul & he felt emasculated.

FACT.

why are people posin this shet?

is it some type of inside joke, like lyrics or suttin

if not smh

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And in the poorly lit corner..

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And in the poorly lit corner..

It's poorly lit for a reason.

I mean...

..just look at her.

Hissssssssssssssssssssss...

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SHET MIKE KANE GOING IN. substs.gif

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Some poaching kane.

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Don't let Obama, Drake & Chipmunk gas you, house nigga....

In a real situation, you're gonna wish your nigga father never f*cked your cracker mother.

This isn't Mike Kane speaking.

This is a Congolese man talking to you. You WILL know Africa at my hand son...

Don't know why you're involving yourself, no longer on my radar.

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