? come home drunk thread

[O.Man]

wat the f*ck is up

what did u do that has caused you to be infront of a pc now quite drunk chatting sh*t

because i done stuff that has lead to this

my night involved many coronas with many dashes lime in some wedding reception in cheshunt fun times YMCA and FREDDIE MERCURY yeeeeeeeeehh

so like what did u do init

[spiderman]

[O.Man]

i deserve to be negged to death for this lol

[Grafter]

im not drunk, im buzzin

jus wolfed down 9 nuggets large fries, and im washing it down with some tropical juice from Iceland, u kno the one which comes in a big massive box for £1.25

glad to be in my yard tbh

[O.Man]

i got chips and sweet chili chicken bites in the oven now gonna wolf that sh*t down hopefully i can keep track of time properly and not let them burn to an uneven taste

[spiderman]

well im not drunk or high, but i was both yday so i guess we are all even steven.

[Frank.]

Not f*ckin out a chick whilst drunk.

[Mr.Skeng]

frank you failed on your vip2 life when you lied about going pen.

youre not in a position to tell any other man about failing

[Frank.]

Skeng come tell me face to face about failing, before knowing facts because i will explian it all. violently.

[Lieutenant]

Kinda burst still

Soberded up as I was drivng home!

[zlastboss]

m8s engagement party earlier

had no sleep last nite and way too many drinks earlier

had a nap and im fine now

wierd no hangover or nuffin jus wish i ate more bbq food

[KayGee]

Too much wine, not enough food. Just got home i fell asleep in the car and uno when the car stops and you know your home but all of a sudden feel so cosy and dont wanna get out.

My dogs chewing her foot, pretty sure somethings wrong there.

[BLACK VICTIM]

just got in buzzing, eating a donut gonna have a wank then go bed

[Corrigan]

Got bare drunk and droned (a bad combo) at Brixton on Friday

that's last time I'm gettin f*cked untill exams are over and I dnt think I'm gunna ever touch drone again

only gunna touch recomended pills or wait until I can get my hands on dizzle

[Beavis]

Got some real M Dizz for the 1st time in 2 years, tonight is gonna be f*ck*ng crazy!!

[Corrigan]

I'm jealous tbh

[Grafter]

what was I smokin? bare afghani

lol@ the company i was keepin last night too, joke business, bout come to hyde park 2moro

im dnt think so

[spiderman]

lol @ reccomended pills.

doctors prescriptions and sh*t.

[Guest WAVESURFER]

I'm still drunk tbh. This is f*cked, I've got stuff to do today.

[Mr. Gayle]

Sun + Jacuqes = Drunk in mins

This weekend been sick

London > Spain

[Thizz]

I'm jealous tbh

WHY FAM I'VE TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES ITS HERE.

ON TOPIC.

WENT TO ONE BBQ YESTERDAY

GOT MAD TWIZZY AND PISSY GOT ON THE YAYO DIDN'T EVEN EAT NOTHING LOL.

MY BOY WAS SO DRUNK HE FELL THROUGH A FENCE AN GOT KICKED OUT.

LEFT ABOUT 11

STAYED AT MY BREDRINS WOKE UP TODAY TO BE TOLD THAT ONE OF THE CHICKS THERE JOOKIE JABBED ONE YOUT IN THE NECK HITTING A MAIN ARTERY LUCKILY SOMEONE GRABBED A TOWEL AND APPLIED PRESSURE OTHERWISE SAID YOUT WOULD BE IN A MORGUE RIGHT NOW.

SHES GETTING CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED MURDER, SHE WAS MAD SEXY ASWELL I WILL WRITE TO HER TBH.

[BLACK VICTIM]

3jookie

[Corrigan]

Not paying those rates

If it drops by 10-20 I will

[Thizz]

OK MATE YOU STICK TO YOUR DRONE.

[Guest Flat Eric]

yeh got a bit drunk yesterday in not the most appropiate of situations

but all is well i know how to handle my drink

lets get it.