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[The Somalian]

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters

Sunil Mehra

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.

The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.

And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.

'Not a problem'

Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country.

"Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom."

But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men's magazine Maxim.

"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.

"With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend."

[BLACK VICTIM]

what the injun mandem got to say

[JLovely]

Aint this old?!

[Dejan Savicevic]

Couldn't care less if Vijay and Gurpreet have small pieces tbh cah its not like their broads aren't quick to jump on the ple on a low key 1 anyway. janoez.

[Skola]

Aint this old?!

yeah i swear this was done and various shots were fired at someone

[Lionel & Dave]

oooh a willy fred lets go!

[Guest TimeBomb]

a year dont go by where asians dont get reminded how small their pieces are.

[BLACK VICTIM]

lol

[Trilliam]

gahaha

[Hernandez Balcazar]

lolz

[Dejan Savicevic]

U reckon asian broads get fed up off this sh*t? might target some this bank holiday still.

[Skenghis Khan]

never had an asian girl, had a mate who used to link one, he said she was furry, like she had a furry batty etc, used to call her ewok lol. kinda put me off tbh.

[Corrigan]

i think the legendary phrase "i know you Asian man got that weak pipe game" has just been validated

[Dejan Savicevic]

never had an asian girl, had a mate who used to link one, he said she was furry, like she had a furry batty etc, used to call her ewok lol. kinda put me off tbh.

llow it.

[BLACK VICTIM]

straight neg, just shut up mate.

[R1.]

Old but

Pissed to be them

[Corrigan]

straight neg, just shut up mate.

ARE U ASIAN?

[Guest TimeBomb]

hahahaha lool @ furry batty, cannot be serious.

[BLACK VICTIM]

straight neg, just shut up mate.

ARE U ASIAN?

i just think you're trying too hard mate, comedy should come naturally

maybe get ur dad to post we actually rate him

[Trilliam]

*snorts loudly*

[Wavant]

This is why these Gita's, Priya's and whatever washed names they have, need to holla at a deep nigga like me.

Deep literally.

[Corrigan]

straight neg, just shut up mate.

ARE U ASIAN?

i just think you're trying too hard mate, comedy should come naturally

maybe get ur dad to post we actually rate him

ok

you have caught feelings from something i said to you the other day about you claiming that you can do everything and generally being arrogant

[Guest Lemons]

straight neg, just shut up mate.

ARE U ASIAN?

i just think you're trying too hard mate, comedy should come naturally

maybe get ur dad to post we actually rate him

Who's his dad?

[Corrigan]

lol it's cos i vented a story when he was having a go at me

and a few of these found it funny

i didnt @ the time

[BLACK VICTIM]

straight neg, just shut up mate.

ARE U ASIAN?

i just think you're trying too hard mate, comedy should come naturally

maybe get ur dad to post we actually rate him

ok

you have caught feelings from something i said to you the other day about you claiming that you can do everything and generally being arrogant

look mate i dont care about other threads, i dont hold grudges or carry vendettas into different topics, i enter a topic post and move on to another, your point was fair enough in the apprentice thread, you don't know me irl so you can assume all you like about my aspirations and commitment, most people have made assumptions on me due to my avi, my posts etc, f*ck it who cares tbh i live for myself if i was angry i would have replied angrily back then, i just call it how i see it faggot