The Haircut Thread

[Em Dott]

On a slightly related note, does anyone know what the specific type of disinfectant to use for clipper blades?

Clippercide

Cheers bro. Name rings a bell but I couldn't remember it. Need to cop some.

[Skola]

see that video in ur sig wots good about it/why do u like it

@skola

tbh its just this guy overall hes crazy. went to LA on holiday on his own, came back with a million stories and a video diary.

mite give u a better idea

43secs

[Heero Yuy]

This thread has had me in f*ck*ng tears,

Dave>>>>>>>>>

sick guy hope you get the job and stopping hurting your hairline bro

[FinalBawse]

In the shop now, them 5 man ques

[Trilliam]

bout to do a NEXT ting to my 'ed piece.

[Black Ant]

R.I.P. Trilly's head

[FinalBawse]

[MARVELL]

my new barber is a lesbian.

who can match that?

[FinalBawse]

Wat.

Wat.

[NiNES.]

he gets his hair done at tony and guy

[Marly Mar]

he gets his hair done at tony and guy

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[Benicio del Toney]

i shouted when i saw that pic

LMAO.

WTF man move back home already

lamo not even screamed ykno.

[Benicio del Toney]

Hair was super long but cut it completely bald about 2 months back.

this is what mine is saying right about now "CUT ME"

exam beard should be gone after tomorrow

This is how man is looking now after 2 months of growth.

[Lens]

1 yute put his hat on after his trim. Cussing was immense

after his barber cussed, next barber drops "i HATE that shit!"

the rest joined in, united in hatred for man who put a hat on after a trim

man tried to argue about how cold it was as an excuse. 5 barbers weren't havin it. comedy was a lot

[Guest phonecharger]

wtf

its chappin though

man will tell man to shut up

(as iam running out the door)

[Trilliam]

lol @ getting a fresh trim to put a hat on

noooooooo

even if its freezing i emerge with that GQ swag

[Im Broke]

Should have told the barbers to shut up.

[Guest PROFIT MARGINS]

How u gonna let ur barber cuss u out?

Would u let ur drycleaner/waiter/cab driver?

Hate them barbers that think they are big men cos they got three people waiting for them...ur providing me with a service we'r not mates keep it professional

[The Infamous]

loool my barbers think they are mega slick my don was tryna indirect me last time

sayin shit like 'nah gyal want a guy with a hightop'

wtf nigga just shape me up I aint even trimming you wasteman

[Guest phonecharger]

bruv if you go to the yardie barbers like the one near harlsden library u have your trim, pay and bounce

if its shit you just keep it moving and smile

u know dam ones

[Aquaman]

its too cold man

i need a cut but its toooo cold

what is the answer?

[MARVELL]

he gets his hair done at tony and guy

lol i didnt see this. nah its never that. shes carribean..

my usual barber wasnt around.. i think he's in pen..and shes been his protoge for time

so i just asked for a shape up and she did it well, been back 2x and its her who does it now

im only calling her lez cos she dresses like she used to be in TLC

[TALLWAH]

Could never let a woman cut my hair.

[Guest PROFIT MARGINS]

Followed my barber to a couple different shops and at one point he was working in a mainly female salon and this chicks come up too me in the chair asking if she can 'practice' on me and even my barber is looking at me thru the mirror like HELL NO DON'T DO IT! so I say nah sorry I'm mad fussy about my trims don't even let next man do it etc

The bitch kicked her heels and went of in strop talking about "ffs how am I gonna learn even my own boyfriend won't let me try on him"

I fort fuck even man u give the puss too won't let u near him lol

Told her to find someone who don't mind shaving his head to try out on so if she flops she can just bic him...that's how my boy learnt and he'a pretty sick now

[Lens]

its too cold man

i need a cut but its toooo cold

what is the answer?

shape up as a compromise?