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The "who needs technology" thread...

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Tell us of the amazing feats you have achieved disregarding the fact that you live in the 21st Century.

I reheated baked beans today by leaving the pan in my conservatory for 5 mins and closing the door.

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Opened a can of spaghetti by smashing it on the curb. I lost a substantial amount of spaghetti.

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buss a dragon stout bottle of the side of a wall, smash all the top, glass dropped in the drink

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Eh...

Opened a bottle of beer with a lighter

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Lol

Just so happens the WC games was about to start earlier, didn't want to miss anything/feeling lazy to get up & go get the bottle opener so I reached for the supermalt and

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Lol

Just so happens the WC games was about to start earlier, didn't want to miss anything/feeling lazy to get up & go get the bottle opener so I reached for the supermalt and

open-beer-bottle-teeth.JPG

normal i do that weekly

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There were bottle openers in the 20th century.

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Eh...

Opened a bottle of dragon with a lighter

with help

from a friend

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opened a can of beer by smashing it on my forehead

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i turned the TV over using the buttons coz i couldn't find the remote earlier.

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ate a bottle of beer, f*ck openers u pansies

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opened a can of beer by smashing it on my forehead

Lol

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Opened a can of spaghetti by smashing it on the curb. I lost a substantial amount of spaghetti.

lol

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use to do that theeth sh*t when i was younger but started hearing some cracking sounds so stoped that sh*t

walk with the opener on the keys

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i prefer to take the stairs rather than the lift

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coat hanger>>>>>abortion clinic

f technology

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I've been known to commit drive-by punches in my time.

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I warmed up a pizza with a lighter the other day.

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i still use decks and vinyl

Pfft

I hear a song, memorize it, and play it back in my head

My brain is over 500k GB TTKK

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Lol @ phones

Morse code ting more time

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i jus warmed up some pie in the conventional oven as opposed to the new fangled microwave oven

the main reason being i wanted to maintain a level of cripsyness

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my dad and brother are on some mad ting they dont use microwaves at all they say its not proper radiuation and all that bollocks man reheats his food by cooking it

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Standerd

Good old fashioned fire >>>>>>>>> Microwaves

I'm black out here

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no f*ckin doubt

when i went campin in April 08 we lit fires n did roasted some ribs in foil

f*ckin PENG, all juicy n ting

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