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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why? Good question.

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Yeah its from an old chain mail so you might have read it all already.

Add your own, I'll start:

Why is lisp a word that people with one have difficulty saying?

Why is dyslexia a word that people with it have difficulty spelling?

Why is the fear of long words called Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

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why do people leave the tap runnin while brushing their teeth?

why do people close their eyes while lipsing?

Why do people close their eyes while sneezing?

Why do people wear shades in raves?

Why do babies have that big pause of silence before they start crying?

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why do people leave the tap runnin while brushing their teeth?

why do people close their eyes while lipsing?

Why do people close their eyes while sneezing?

Why do people wear shades in raves?

Why do babies have that big pause of silence before they start crying?

:lol: someone gets it

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

only good Q in there

if something goes wrong while the person is dying there could be an investigation

sterilisation doesnt jus protect from possible infection, but the needle could have been tampered with?

im deducin this from watchin law abidin citizen - sh*t film but

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why do people leave the tap runnin while brushing their teeth?

why do people close their eyes while lipsing?

Why do people close their eyes while sneezing?

Why do people wear shades in raves?

Why do babies have that big pause of silence before they start crying?

:lol: someone gets it

the last one, i kno they do that pause an look around to see if anyone cares

if no one cares then the sound comes out

but if u see the silent cry, rush over to them pick them up an console them = no noise, no crying

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