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Eskay Jones

What is a perfect day for you?

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We have all duties, responbilites to fill but if we could have the perfect day, mine would start

1. 9am wake up, eat breakfast watch Spurs vs Barcelona in the CL Final eat my favourite food of steak and chips smoke a cigar then fall asleep without hearing the neighbours scream and shout.

I lead a simple life.

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Wake up. Receive a blowjob.

Ham, 3 eggs and chips with a chocolate milkshake.

Watch the 5th day of the deciding test in the ashes in which we bowl Australia out to retain the ashes.

Dinner with the family, then fly out to Amsterdam with the girl and enjoy a night on the tiles.

That's my most realistic perfect day.

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8.30am - Wake up, get some coffee, grapfruit juice, a croissant and fruit salad go back to bed and watch jeremy kyle.

11am - Shower and get ready slowly, with time to do my hair how i like it.

12.30pm - Take my dog and pick up some of the girls to go for lunch by the river.

3.30pm - Pick up my nan on the way to go and see my family in Blackheath then stay for dinner.

7pm - Go to my boyfriends and lounge about watching tv eating green and blacks white chocolate.

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wake up early, its a clear sunny day, i realize i dont have work, make love to the wife. have breakfast, scrambled egg bacon, coffee orange juice.

go to the barbers, theres no queue.

play chess with my uncle, checkmate him after a challenging battle, where i hear a selection of his funniest stories.

go to the gym smash my previous bench press records.

come home wife fixes me a steak just how i like it.

have a hot bubble bath and listen to sum isley brothers, mrs joins me and decides she wants to give me head.

chill watch a film, heat or another old favorite.

go to bed and smash the f*ck*ng wife till shes weak and cant move, fall asleep content cos i know i have no responsibilities tomorrow either.

/inb4icecube

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wake up with sunrise

burn something

swim/bathe in river

eat fruit

burn summin while reading or writing

eat dinner with the entire fam

catch a live jazz set

outdoor sex to the sunset

sleep on a rooftop by the moon

that would be 90% perfect

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Morning - Wake up to Mc Ds breakfeast pancakes n sausage with the loads of syrup x3 (yes fat).

Afternoon/Evening- Have all the family over to catch up and enjoy eachothers company.

Night - Have all my close friends round mine or go out somewhere.

That would be just fine for me tbh all the people I love.

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u know what i aint even got a perfect day

shits depressing

the way im just content with how things are now

maybe id have a whip and go one of them long drives of self discovery where u just drive and dont stop

but not everyday obv

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Right now

I have no idea

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6.30: wake up 2 brains from a blondie

7.05: call a sickie at work

7.30 peng cooked breakfast

10.00: get to train wi arsenal team

12.00: talk football wi Wenger

1pm: chilling blazin getting jk wi the niggaz

6: champions league final Arsenal v Ushited

9.45: we win

10.45: bang a peng lightie n go bed

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Wake up about 12pm to morning sex and a fried breakfast.

Play some Fifa

Go Westfield about 2pm and splash a couple g's

Go Jerk City for lunch and have some fried chicken, dumplings, salt fish and an oreo milkshake.

Come home and watch Man Utd beat Man City 5-0 with a hat trick from Gary Neville

Go play football myself, score a hat trick and win 3-0

Come back home, accept some head before a nap

Wake up go faces, draw down and go home with two beautiful girls and have a threesome

WOW

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head,

2 nice meals

make a banger or get a vocal back from one of my singers that i like

intense football match ( inter vs tottenham or Usuguay vs Germany style )

sex at regular intervals ( all i got is 15 minutes at half time )

and even a legendary vip2 thread, like Skola's kidnapping.

hear from someone i haven't heard from

meet a new girl on the underground

and any good surprise

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head,

2 nice meals

make a banger or get a vocal back from one of my singers that i like

intense football match ( inter vs tottenham or Usuguay vs Germany style )

sex at regular intervals ( all i got is 15 minutes at half time )

and even a legendary vip2 thread, like Skola's kidnapping.

hear from someone i haven't heard from

meet a new girl on the underground

and any good surprise

How are you gonna include vip2 in your perfect day?

f*ck*ng hell

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A perfect day for me would be where i woke up and my ears stopped ringing.

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wake up in my own room with everything where i like them to be, im also either in Miami or Jamdown

go to the beach with my man, splash about

come home sex in the sho

drink some homemade roots an bun down some high grade or some creamy creamy creamy haze

more sex

cuppa tea

fish supper, pan fried snapper with sweet potatoe chips and rice pudding for dessert from one restaurant called cassablanca if not home cooked by him

cuppa tea

more ganj

have that sex that puts you right to sleep

the end

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phone rings before 12pm, then i go choppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

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8.30 rise, get cleaned up, eat a protein filled breakfast

9.30 in the gym bang out a solid routine

11.00 back in my room, eat another solid meal

11.30 work consistenly in the library no breaks, by the end of the session i fully understand the material

5.00 get a call for a job interview or a call saying i'm getting my f*ck*ng grant

7.00 go back to my flat with a chick who'll make me a home cooked meal, some sort of rice chicken combo. also an under the table b-j would be quite appropriate. chicken and b-js dawg

7.30 beat said chick

7.35 buss my nut

10.00 buss joke with my co-dee about how the chick is a slag

11.30 bedtime head from the chick

12.00 konk out

this is all i really want right now tbh

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im a simple guy... play a game score a goal, come home massage and sex, some nice food, watch a bit of tv and have a good sleep, im a happy man.

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head,

2 nice meals

make a banger or get a vocal back from one of my singers that i like

intense football match ( inter vs tottenham or Usuguay vs Germany style )

sex at regular intervals ( all i got is 15 minutes at half time )

and even a legendary vip2 thread, like Skola's kidnapping.

hear from someone i haven't heard from

meet a new girl on the underground

and any good surprise

How are you gonna include vip2 in your perfect day?

f*ck*ng hell

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the guy has been t rolled into going oxford st on 3 occasions now

are you honestly surprised?

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perfect day would be waking up to a nice english breakfast, go shopping, spending tym with the other half and having a indian meal [chicken tikka masala and coconut rice] .. simple day that wud make me happy

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no barking from dog/smog/breakfast with no hog etc ice cube is on point tbh

throw in lots of good sex and generally a day of euphoric sensations whether orgasmic drug induced as long as my face has a constant smile the whole day

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A perfect day for me would be where i woke up and my ears stopped ringing.

id be quite happy with that, as there is currently no known cure... but a year on im kinda used to it tbh

if your ears ring, the music was too loud. you might have sensitive hearing. wear earplugs.

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