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TOILET IN MY UNI YARD IS BLOCKED HAAAAAAAARD

leavin my yard to go raving in 5mins so im hoping by the time i come bak it will have sorted itself out

if it hasnt what do i do?

no tr0LLing im serious

i dnt want to have the porters come round cos i will feel like a d*ck

and if i holla at my dad he is gunna par me

i expect bare negs but wotever

serious answers will be greatly appreciated

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buy a plunger and unblock it?

if that doesn't work, you'll need a plumber

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Just call your dad. So what if he pars you...

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stop shitting up the place u dirty shitter

Lulz

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What's your dad gonna do? Call you a 'Fackin tasty c*nt'?

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stop shitting up the place u dirty shitter

Lulz

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What's your dad gonna do? Call you a 'Fackin tasty c*nt'?

TASTY FOR SHITTING? IF URE GUNNA TAKE THE PISS BE REALISTIC and allow the borderline homo pedo sh*t, bait ure dad used to interfere wit u

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@ BRISCO i cnt even say nufffin lol

my shits are a mad ting, hence why i opted for ensuite :Y:

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Be careful though, you don't want sh*t in your mouth.
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Looks like the sh*t hit the fan for Jas

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blocked up my sink with vomit bare times never sh*t up the toilet something mad tho, you dirty shitter haha

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not on purpose them drunked ones and im talking about my time in halls

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Use someone elses toilet

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Have a kebab on your way home...it will help you forget all about it. Extra chilli 'n all.

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how u gonna throw up in the sink?

LMAO doe, ive never blocked a toilet, i dnt know what kinda out of space dookies ur droppin that would actually stop the ting from working

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Was gonna say Quilted toilet roll is a usual suspect.

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LOL @ not knowing how to use 3 squares of toilet paper for 2.5 wipes

Gta learn how to grind

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I thought it was normal to throw up in the sink?

Used to sit on the edge of the bath back home when I was 16-17 if I had drunk too much. Not about having my head in the toilet way unhygienic. I thought being sick in the sink was normal :lol:

Oh and if you dont have a plunger maybe try a metal coat hanger unraveled?

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yeah but when your drunk you have no control really. Ive seen many people just rubbing their face all over it <_<

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when you come back, it will look like

Toilet_Overflow.jpg

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coat hanger?

so it happens when u overwpie? seen

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Vomited once while drunk... I was outside.

When ive been ill however its always been a toilet thing.

Llow vomiting where my flannel goes...

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flannel (rag) aint touching no sink fam

*spud* manuel sick in sink normal tings ya zimmi

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i dnt get sik tbh

gunna chek toilet

if its still fukd im leavin yard again n will say neigbours shittin so much drains r fukd lol

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sh*t in your bin

then use some toilet stupid f*ck*ng prick too wipe

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