LITTLE things that piss you off.

[revs]

People who try and get ON the tube before everyone has got OFF

here have a shoulder barge on me.

CS

before the doors open i give them the "get the f*ck out of the way i'm stepping off" stare.

ignorant sh*t some teenagers say in public

[Skola]

People who try and get ON the tube before everyone has got OFF

here have a shoulder barge on me.

C/S this but don't be a faggot about the smoke

dont be a faggot about the smoking.

[Trilliam]

People who smoke at bus stops. Its f*ckin raining so I either need stand in the rain or inhale your smoke?

Come on man

[BLACK VICTIM]

Nah skolas right i'd always smoke away from the bus stop out of courtesy you man are pricks

I hate when people walk side by side n take up the pavement that actually gets my angry usually some f*cked up dingle lookin family aswell

shaving bumps, you CUNTS

when people act different in font of other people like come on you f*ck*ng social retard fix up with the immature behaviour

[Grafter]

People who try and get ON the tube before everyone has got OFF

here have a shoulder barge on me.

do they have tube in sscotland?

(not implyin uve never been to ldn)

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when some sh*t is pissin around in the seat behind me on the bus

i kno man ain that tall, why can i feel his knees in my back through the chair

or when i turn my head to look out the window, an the person behind me for some reason is sighing or breathing heavily with their dirty breath like leaning against the window

why

[KayGee]

The new guy at work, hes small and pisses me off.

Today i asked him to get me something from our stock room, he stood infront of my desk and put two fingers up at me, i asked him what hes doing and he laughed and said well i would of given you just the one finger but you wouldnt feel it.

Baring in mind hes 50 and im his 20 year old boss.

Strike 1.

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In keeping with the topic -

People who talk with their mouth full / messy eaters.

Coffee breath.

C/S the slow walkers.

People who expect to be your main priority even when the situation is a mess because of their own wrong doing but now that they are in trouble/need something its the end of the world.

The postman who shoves all our post in the tiny letterbox instead of just coming into the damn shop.

[Yuri]

- Having to wash up a bowl of porridge 24 hours later

lol this is a killer. have to scrape it off with your nails

i never leave anything like that to wash up later

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drunk and/or mentally ill people on public transport piss me off. some c*nt today on the bus wandering around and not sitting down and trying to shake my hand when i'm trying to get off. funny how intimidated some people get by them though, especially tourists

[Jam]

Untidy music libraries

[Seymour Cake]

The new guy at work, hes small and pisses me off.

Today i asked him to get me something from our stock room, he stood infront of my desk and put two fingers up at me, i asked him what hes doing and he laughed and said well i would of given you just the one finger but you wouldnt feel it.

Baring in mind hes 50 and im his 20 year old boss.

Strike 1 to the jaw.

wow you let your subordinate talk to you like that.

that is a proper PISSTAKE.

fixed the bold.

[BLACK VICTIM]

The new guy at work, hes small and pisses me off.

Today i asked him to get me something from our stock room, he stood infront of my desk and put two fingers up at me, i asked him what hes doing and he laughed and said well i would of given you just the one finger but you wouldnt feel it.

pmsl hes a g

but nah aint that sexual harassment id get rid sounds like a dirty perv

[A Bit Better]

- Having to wash up a bowl of porridge 24 hours later

lol this is a killer. have to scrape it off with your nails

i never leave anything like that to wash up later

If you let it soak it will be easily washable in a couple of hours.

[Blackheart]

Today i asked him to get me something from our stock room, he stood infront of my desk and put two fingers up at me, i asked him what hes doing and he laughed and said well i would of given you just the one finger but you wouldnt feel it.

looooooooool

[Black Ant]

The new guy at work, hes small and pisses me off.

Today i asked him to get me something from our stock room, he stood infront of my desk and put two fingers up at me, i asked him what hes doing and he laughed and said well i would of given you just the one finger but you wouldnt feel it.

Baring in mind hes 50 and im his 20 year old boss.

Strike 1.

wow

pmsl @ strike 1

[KayGee]

He's my accountants friend so shes gonna have words but if he says anything else he'll be gone.

[Blackheart]

Yeh thats a joke ting.

In this climate where there are so many people desperate for a job who would never think to do that, then you get this joker. All he got was a strike one. LOL. That is hilarious though I can not lie.

[Reivax ™]

- People sitting next to me on the bus when they are plenty of other free seats .

- People clapping their mouths whilst eating.

-People that wear out a song that i once liked.

[menace-II-society]

Annoys me when I go round someones house and their toilet seat don't lean back enuff so I have to hold the seat up and piss at the same time.

[Lieutenant]

The people stopping and standing in inappropriate places is far from a little problem

Gets me murderous

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[A Bit Better]

Annoys me when I go round someones house and their toilet seat don't lean back enuff so I have to hold the seat up and piss at the same time.

:!: :!: :!:

[Lieutenant]

If you BBM, text or phone me more then once I'm gonna go nuts.

I'm either busy or ignoring you, contacting me again will not change either of those situations you stupid c*nt!

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People(mainly girls) asking me stupid questions or not following the convo. I have a very short temper in these situations. The majority of them get a bly though coz they're pretty.

[Skenghis Khan]

Annoys me when I go round someones house and their toilet seat don't lean back enuff so I have to hold the seat up and piss at the same time.

this

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when ppl put 'txt back' in their messages.

when ppl do twitter things outside of twitter.

cold hard butter

when ppl get in my car and dont put their seatbelt on.

when something happens and a random member of the public feels to bust a dead joke about it, and for some reason u feel obliged to pretend to be amused.

when ppl try to talk to u at the urinal.

when ppls dogs bark at u and they go "he's just excited, he's harmless really"

when ppl make u take ur shoes off in their house and u have to pad around in ur socks like a wasteman/ when ppl try to tromp around my home in their shoes, take them off u c*nt.

/

LOL at "i would of given you just the one finger but you wouldnt feel it"

LOL at first strike, guy clearly doesnt give a f*ck

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

when i download an album and the tunes aint formatted like this

Waka_Flocka_Flame_(Feat._Roscoe_Dash__Wale)_-_No_Hands.mp3

i delete it and get it from another source

people randomly stopping infront of me for no reason

phoning me before 10am

when the keys on my keyboard get stuck

[DJ Stashman]

Phone calls from numbers i don't know of

[thinkingthuglife]

whutless ppl looking gormless standing absolutely still in the way at ASDA blocking the aisles.

[Dubby]

when there's space for two people on the pavement and two people are walking towards me yet the one on my side thinks its my duty to give him/her way or that its bless to scrape past me

people coughing absolutely anywhere without covering their mouths