Xmas present for mumsy

[charliechalk]

I got my Dad 30 year old vintage Taylors port in a presentation box thing, some cheese board crap from John Lewis and 10 pairs of socks as per the norm.

My Mum MAY get a card addressed to just her from me this year. I think we have come to that point.

[Yuri]

suck your mum charliechalk weres your husband now

LOL

[YesWeCain]

suck your mum charliechalk weres your husband now

club, boot, road, riverbed

[charliechalk]

Wheres my man? Ay?

[charliechalk]

Do you want to have some sort of dual with my bloke am I missing something.

[charliechalk]

You don't make much sense but from what I can get from that I am writing back by the modern advancements in the UK and most of the world which include these things called "laptops"

[charliechalk]

Ok so is that this convo done now then?

[Guest Esquilax]

Woodpecker wtf

That's my job you f*ck*ng immigrant

Go away

/

Charlie suck your mum, where's your husband now you terminal socket? c*nt.

[charliechalk]

I saw a picture of you the other day on here. From now on I'll no longer be arguing with you any more. I could snap you like a twig you Harry Potter looking c*nt.

[Frank.]

lol pos Charles.

[Guest Esquilax]

LOL CHARLIE PLEASE

You get moisted and rinsed like your washing equipment EVERY single time you post on here.

The only thing you're snapping is your blokes patience after the 18th time you ask to touch his hair coz 'it's so springy!'

You're a horrific horse faced goblin woman and the thought of your boat being within a mile of me makes me physically sick

LATERZ

[Skenghis Khan]

charlie will stab u up with her nose esqui

[Guest Esquilax]

Lmao

*Charlie walks into a bar*

Barman: Why the long face?

Charlie: I got banned from Blackchat

[macz]

Taking my mum to see Cirque Du Soleil. That's actually for her birthday but still an idea.

Tickets are £80 though.

[Mr. Gayle]

Tickets for Lion King

[A Bit Better]

Taking my mum to see Cirque Du Soleil. That's actually for her birthday but still an idea.

Tickets are £80 though.

If you haven't got yours yet I suggest you buy them now. Just bought mine and almost all the premium ones are gone. Had to properly search.

[macz]

got mine last week, knew I had to snap them up quicktime

[Captain Planet]

I wanna get mummy (yes I still call her mummy or mumi in an african twang sorta way) a nice dress scarf like a vivviane westwood thing or louis v if not then one of them poncho things but a classy one, my mum doesn't treat herself enough, always grinding for the sake of we children

[E.A.S.E]

My mums b'day is 3 days before christmas bought her two tickets to go see war horse with her friend.

Christmas - Hemp stuff from Bodyshop, Personal Calander, Photoframe with pic of her, my dad and my son (sentimental), electric blanket, perfumme and this knitted cardy she been going on about.

my Dads bday two days after christmas got him a portrait painting of his horse, and electric hedge cutters. For xmas Thermals so far he hard to buy for.

[Guest Lens]

where was esq's pic posted?

and yeah, enough about fathers, they nothing to do with the topic, sayfe

[Guest Esquilax]

I think it was in he Facebook thread

Mike Kane posted it after I said he looked like an Easter Island head

[thinkingthuglife]

Ross album. Everybody enjoys listening 2 BMF

[Ari Gold]

Just got a d&g watch reduced from £125 to £35 amazon black friday deals for mum.

They had a few, might be worth checking out

[Meticulous]

Mums 50th in January

Sending her to Dubai so f*ck a Christmas present

[Necksta]

Ross album. Everybody enjoys listening 2 BMF

...

got my mum one of them spa day out things, my dad a video recorder as he's going back to the motherland for his bday.

i aint sure what to get my bro tho.

new watch/phone maybe