Work Christmas dinner

[Ironman]

Got xmas dinner combined with another branch this year, defo not reaching, not my thing and can't stand management.My old workplace go on sick though, every year rent out a bar or club and chuck ppl some free drink's tickets.sh*t always pops off as well, stories are too jokes.Been invited might have to reach on Sunday.

[Guest Rorschach]

my company isnt even paying for a night outf*ckers saying it wouldnt be fair due to redundancies etc that have taken placebut that we can arrange or own? yeah, cheers...

Lol what do you work in a chippie

[Davicious X]

my works do is a madness, company always goes clubbing and sh*t will probably end up at some squat rave party in deptford with a couple managers next week ttkk

Lol llow it

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

my company isnt even paying for a night outf*ckers saying it wouldnt be fair due to redundancies etc that have taken placebut that we can arrange or own? yeah, cheers...

Lol what do you work in a chippie

lmao

[Nola D]

went out with some people from my old work tonight for the sake of networkingmad weird when the conversation suddenly or not so suddenly goes deadlike we've rinsed one topic, what nextone of them is one of these white people that dont look where they are going on the road, no looking in peoples faces etci see her not two days ago near where i live, i saw her from FAR, she walked straight passed me, and i watched her, all she saw was two blacks in hoods and she didn't look at either of us close upstupid man, she seemed so tense i didnt wanna then go o hai ____ an make her jump out of her skinedit: i say one of them but im sure theyve all walked past me in the street at one point or another

LMAO/mines next week aint goin tbh cannot be bothered

[A Bit Better]

Had mine on Thursday. One woman told a few of us how she got drunk on cocktails at the Oxo tower the other day with her friend and was so drunk on the way home. Everyone laughs. Then my manager turns to me and is saying it's my turn to share. Apparently I never tell stories about my life outside work. Lol at them thinking this is an accident. So I told them one story about when I was drunk the other day and walked into a wall (closed my eyes while walking). They loved it. Cool. Conversation over. Contributed my one story in 2 years and only 4 people heard it.Today I walk from one office to another and as I walk in that flipping manager is retelling my story to the partner and a couple other managers.Parred.Not a massive deal as I think they all just appreciated reminiscing about their youth for a minute but still highlights exactly why I never speak about my personal life.

[Grafter]

^^^^i dno y work has to be such a weird environment

[Beavis]

Just say you are too tired from working and cant be bothered / have better things to do with your free time.

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

say u have bad AIDS

[macz]

lol mines tonight (majority of company is jewish) I'm just going for the drink

went to one Jewish restaurant in Westfield then limo picked us up and took us to Sway in Holborn, got licked, moved to one of the sales girls...I had already booked yesterday off work, but when I go back in on Monday, it's gonna be nuts how everyone will be talking shit__________>>>>alcohol

[A Bit Better]

Just say you are too tired from working and cant be bothered / have better things to do with your free time.

Can tell you don't work in a corporate environment. That sh*t is considered rude. You have to see those people every day.

[Skola]

my company isnt even paying for a night outf*ckers saying it wouldnt be fair due to redundancies etc that have taken placebut that we can arrange or own? yeah, cheers...

Lol what do you work in a chippie

lmao

no i do not i work in IT.

[serpent]

Just go, i don't see what peoples problems are in here, you have to put up with these cunts for most part of the week anyhow, i night out in a relaxed environment is surely better than work. If you don't go it is rude and weather you like them or not its the right thing to do.

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

lol mines tonight (majority of company is jewish) I'm just going for the drink

went to one Jewish restaurant in Westfield then limo picked us up and took us to Sway in Holborn, got licked, moved to one of the sales girls...I had already booked yesterday off work, but when I go back in on Monday, it's gonna be nuts how everyone will be talking shit__________>>>>alcohol

w00t w00t my sister works therealthough i think shes only downstairs

[Mongy]

My works do was on saturday. My manager asked if I was going to which I replied 'no'. He then asked why so I told him straight. 'I go on nights out with my friends, people from work are not my friends, people from work are colleagues'Anyway I was out and a group of my work walked in the same bar, I looked right through them and walked out.

[JDC]

had my works xmas do last nighttoo many people running their mouths, letting trade secrets slip, amoung other thingsalso found out the girl who i sit next to wants to put it on me, dispite her being married, 3 years deep! slore

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

My works do was on saturday. My manager asked if I was going to which I replied 'no'. He then asked why so I told him straight. 'I go on nights out with my friends, people from work are not my friends, people from work are colleagues'Anyway I was out and a group of my work walked in the same bar, I looked right through them and walked out.

boy, work environment is gonna be awkward for you

[Skola]

My works do was on saturday. My manager asked if I was going to which I replied 'no'. He then asked why so I told him straight. 'I go on nights out with my friends, people from work are not my friends, people from work are colleagues'Anyway I was out and a group of my work walked in the same bar, I looked right through them and walked out.

boy, work environment is gonna be awkward for you

innit. hope ur not lookin for a promotion or anything. at the end of the day you see these people more than your friends OR family so might aswell be able to get a laugh with yougonna go against the flow of this thread and say work banter >>>>>>>>> ________________if you dont get it, you dont get ityeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

/what jobs do u man do that u hate ur co-workers?

[Ella]

Mines this Sunday. I'm not sure if I want to go, but I probably will because I don't want them to drink my £40. The people that normally make our Christmas parties fun/eventful have left since the last one so it's just gonna be filled with a bunch of newbies this time round.

[Ephren Taylor]

My work aint having anything thing xmassy for the 2nd year running.. People watching ibanks tooo hard to let us have any fun

[charliechalk]

Am I f*ck going to spend MONEY to spend time with the same cunts I spend every day with. Did that last year cos I was new. Now they can f*ck the f*ck right off.

[A Bit Better]

I can understand if you're doing some part time job or even a full time job that's not your career. But if you are doing what you want to be doing and you're not smart enough to know that you need to be socialising with the people that you work with and for then you are a f*ck*ng idiot.

[Guest M12 Part 2]

I can understand if you're doing some part time job or even a full time job that's not your career. But if you are doing what you want to be doing and you're not smart enough to know that you need to be socialising with the people that you work with and for then you are a f*ck*ng idiot.

pos

[charliechalk]

I already know that Sir Alan.