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What do you do when you run out

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of Toilet Roll,

So today I downed 2 lites of tropicana after a rough fry up for breakfast and find myself coming home tonight with a big sh*t about to explode but oh no, no toilet roll!

Goto the fridge and find 3 loafs of bread I had left from this morning and decided to use.

Very soothing

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This guy is growing restless

What's this, your 10th topic today bro?

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this happened to me one time it wasnt any bother i just used ur mums dressing gown needless to say that was our last link

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Lol at 3 loafs

You don't know how to use the 3 shells??

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Lol at 3 loafs

You don't know how to use the 3 shells??

LOL I use the shells first time i open the bag, nicest part of the loaf son.

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newspaper is the first option obv

otherwise jus wash ur arse in the sink

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This guy is growing restless

What's this, your 10th topic today bro?

Avi is hard.

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otherwise jus wash ur arse in the sink

:/

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so what ur house doesnt have a shower u dirty bastard

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Wipe your arse with bread :lol:

I know it's a joke etc but it's still funny

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Lol at 3 loafs

You don't know how to use the 3 shells??

LOL I use the shells first time i open the bag, nicest part of the loaf son.

Smh You've been fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal paralysis

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:lol: Surely if there's no toilet roll there's bound to be some form of tissue in the house that can be used as a suitable substitute? Even if it's in the form of kitchen roll?
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Then what happened to the said Bread? Surely can't flush it.

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dont contribute to a joke u dont get. its bad manners

lol wot a mug

care to explain?

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