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Valentines Day

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Gonna try hustle a day off and get some f*ck slut round to do wicked things all day ruin sheets with semen then kick her out bun couple scuds and eat a black forrest gateaux

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I'll buy a card, but not doing anything as we're both saving ze cash.

I'll cookm a nice dinner, but I do this 2/3 times a week anyway so it's not a big deal.

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treat myself to some new lotion

maybe aloe vera? i dunno, any recommendations?

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i might take a dump, not too sure yet

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Spending it with the luscious Jodie from here Hotel is booked room 419

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Looking to branch out and take the mrs favourite maybe allow her to order something from the proper menu ... who knows

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I have one link I could definitely roll through on but she's too emotional, I think a valentines day visit would give the wrong idea.

Think I'll just treat it as a usual day.

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treat myself to some new lotion

maybe aloe vera? i dunno, any recommendations?

its mad that i know you dropped this joke last year

did i?

sh*t i need some new jokes

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nar bro just get a girl

guess that could be one option

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Booked a show and a hotel.

For the 14th of March.

Fml.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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Playing computer games and then going to the zorn archive to download something to help release my tension/juniors/gunk/ or what eric calls it when his father feeds it to him daily sticky

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goto work, come home, do normal sh*t

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I'll buy a card, but not doing anything as we're both saving ze cash.

I'll cookm a nice dinner, but I do this 2/3 times a week anyway so it's not a big deal.

p*ssy

allow treating a women good

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i have a drs apointment on valentines day

apart from that im gona b at work

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Playing computer games and then going to the zorn archive to download something to help release my tension/juniors/gunk/ or what eric calls it when his father feeds it to him daily sticky

stfu crack fiend

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Since it is Monday I will go to work then uni.

As for the weekend we'll just go out as normal, neither of us into this sh*t.

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the lady i wanted to spend it with is in z usa on a workplacement so i sent her flowers to er work place

was a headache findin the address and zipcode etc

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Uni, gym, work, chill

Might fit in a girl around that but as someone else said I don't wanna be giving out the wrong ideas

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meanwhile she will be getting doggied and an african american gentlemen with a much larger penis than you

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