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pulling sickys

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use this thread as a refrence for sick excuses

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diarohea is my last option that im gona draw for

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Bereavement/serious illness of a family member

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Say you have gastritis and keep vomiting every ten minutes and you think you might have to go to hospital because you are starting to have blood in your vomit.

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Migraine worked for me before

and this was neg'd because?

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Just remember not to phone in if your in some bait place.

I tried pulling a sickie before whilst at the train station. Of course "THE NEXT TRAIN ARRIVIG ON PLATFORM 3 WILL BE......." came right across over my message on the answer phone.

<_<

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaah jus clokd havent even got my works number as i lost all my numbers

pisssssssssssed looks like im gona have to go in ffs

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bum jab

This isn't the weekend plans thread Carpe.

laugh.gif good one.

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bum jab

This isn't the weekend plans thread Carpe.

:rofl:

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaah jus clokd havent even got my works number as i lost all my numbers

pisssssssssssed looks like im gona have to go in ffs

if you really had an incident and unable to go into work you still woudlnt have the numbers (even though you should)

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If they won't ask for a doctors letter.

Say you just coughed up blood and are going to the hospital.

"stopped by the time I got in the car there but he recommended I rest and go back if it happens again"

You can continue using this from now on and pretend its a condition.

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Coughed up bare blood :lol:

Might aswell say a dog ate his homework

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Twisted your ankle dropping down the stairs getting ready for work, can't walk as the pain is too much and can't drive because its unsafe

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Twisted your ankle dropping down the stairs getting ready for work, can't walk as the pain is too much and can't drive because its unsafe

you can get caught out on that one though, depending on what job you do

if you're at an office job they might just say get a taxi and they'll pay for it

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Twisted your ankle dropping down the stairs getting ready for work, can't walk as the pain is too much and can't drive because its unsafe

you can get caught out on that one though, depending on what job you do

if you're at an office job they might just say get a taxi and they'll pay for it

Health and safety , fire breaks out what you meant to do, crawl out medal of honour style to the nearest fire escape

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i have a driving job so i cud get away wiv it

also im thinkiong of jus getting into work saying i have a bad shoulder and cant do anyfing as my job requires lifting

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dont ever use an actual term before youve 'gone to the doctor' thats the worst f*ck*ng way to give yourself away.

yes i think i have a violent renal condition that can only be treated with a day off work

just say you feel like sh*t sweating all night

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"i was up a few times in the night being sick. i think it's all over now but i barely got 2 hours of sleep and i feel terrible and think i need a day to recover"

unless you're constantly taking days off work there's no reason anybody wouldn't believe that, or at least not to the extent that they'd challenge you on it

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dont ever use an actual term before youve 'gone to the doctor' thats the worst f*ck*ng way to give yourself away.

yes i think i have a violent renal condition that can only be treated with a day off work

just say you feel like sh*t sweating all night

this

"i was up a few times in the night being sick. i think it's all over now but i barely got 2 hours of sleep and i feel terrible and think i need a day to recover"

unless you're constantly taking days off work there's no reason anybody wouldn't believe that, or at least not to the extent that they'd challenge you on it

prety much this

"upset stomach" / "was up being sick last night"

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Or just do like Cipher does, go on holiday for a week and don't answer your phone.

Waisman.

*To confirm, he didn't book the holiday, man just didn't come in to work.

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