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How do you use a bong?

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Ive got myself a bong.

bit clueless as to how to use it. Ive tried lookin at vids but nothing really are informative.

I tried putting in a bit of water, then put the good stuff in the pipe then i sparked the good stuff but nothing was coming out from the top.

any help would be appreciated

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LMFAO. POST OF THE YEAR.

Block the hole which should be somewhere near your thumb when you hold the bong correctly.

SUCK.

SUCK SOME MORE.

KEEEP SUCKING.

The bong should be filled with smoke at this point.

Unblock the hole.

Inhale.

ENJOY.

Safe though, reminded me I need to get some food.

Actually f*ck you for reminding me.

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Thing is though the bit where I put the grade in do I push it all the way through or let it stick out?

and what do I light up is it the metal pipe or the actual grade itself?

thanks in advance.

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remember to put water in the bong sh*t I feel to pull out my bong now

sh*t rememeber use to smoke one round my boys yard his girl looked at us as if we were smoking crack (she dont smoke)

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u should of slapped her 5 times for her insolence

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You have to be tr0lling but just in case you're a child or something...

....You need a pipe screen/gauze. There's like a home made alternative but I can't remember how...

You crumble the weed not to dust but so that it burns okay.

You push it in.

You light it up.

Follow previous instructions.

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Whats the actual advantages using a bong over rolling?

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You have to be tr0lling but just in case you're a child or something...

....You need a pipe screen/gauze. There's like a home made alternative but I can't remember how...

You crumble the weed not to dust but so that it burns okay.

You push it in.

You light it up.

Follow previous instructions.

No being a stupid f*ck*ng prick just a geniune question. Dont insult me further else i'll come to you and break your collarbone in 32 places

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Yea okay boss.

Bring your weed with you but leave the bong at home..

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swear this guy's got kids as well

f*ck*ng stoner loser

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There's vids on youtube of people using bongs, just do what they do

Maybe up a pic

Is it one with a hole in the side or one where you lift up the pipey whatsit

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Whats the actual advantages using a bong over rolling?

Wastes less weed. With a joint every second that you are not toking, precious bud is still burning away and being wasted. With a bong you get every bit of smoke if you toke it right.

If you havnt got any gauzes/screens you can use tin foil, just put a small bit covering the hole then use a fine needle to poke small holes in it.

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psmllll did man ask if u light the metal part

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i need to hit up that salvia again this just reminded me

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bongs are for hippies or cracked people

raw sheets all the way

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bongs and stuff are cool but you cant beat a nicely billed spliff.

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c/s spidey

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if you're asking this question i doubt you're that deep in the crow game anyway, quit whilst you're ahead lad

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