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Malawians voice anger against farting bill

Residents in Malawi's financial capital Blantyre have reacted angrily at government attempts to criminalise farting in public.

The Local Courts Bill, to be introduced next week, reads: "Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the public () to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way, shall be guilty of a misdemeanour."

Many feel that there are better issues that the government needs to discuss. Local Topsi Ganzalesi said: "We can't allow that. We all fart. Where do they think we could go and fart? That is no issue to debate upon."

We all fart in public and it will be difficult to tell who has done it. Some do it silently. It some cases it is like teargas which goes like shhhh! Our legislators need to concentrate on discussing development projects. They should not waste our time and money on childish issues.

This will not work. We will keep on farting." he said.

looks like a new wave a protests to sweep thru the country

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20110210/twl-malawians-voice-anger-against-fartin-41f21e0.html

[Guest Supreme Allah]

so they should, annoying when people fart in public, especially enclosed places

[Guest Yilmaz]

siquelife

[kurious]

passing wind on the tube should be illegal

lol at on open roads though what are they eating for it to have come to this?

[Skola]

"We can't allow that. We all fart. Where do they think we could go and fart? That is no issue to debate upon."

We all fart in public and it will be difficult to tell who has done it. Some do it silently. It some cases it is like teargas which goes like shhhh!

reading in an aff accent

[e7overload]

not such a big deal, guy jus seems like a nasty prick that wants to suffocate his friends and family

step outside or go to the bathroom and toot till your hearts content